Chaudhvin ka Chand

The moon could have been just another planet like earth, but it got affected with cerebral palsy. Then at the age of 11, it was sent to Barcelona  to train. It played there ever since and now it is called one Mess"y"i Rock.

One does know that the experts in quantum mechanics are bus drivers of transport buses. Cause they notice every vehicle passing by. The truth is, if you are driving a BMW on German roads and if you are doing so on Mysore road, it's a different experience. Especially on indian national highways with so many different number-plates to notice and play around with, so many different name boards on trucks, buses and other vehicles to play around with. Admit it, we, the transformers, are fast and furious in information processing. ~ Transformers to NASA

Twice teleportation in school

I got teleported twice in school. One from my bed to Bobde's bed directly one floor above, from Dhaulagiri to Gaurishanker, and I beat the shit out of him thinking it was my own bed. But when I looked out the window pane I realised two things. One, that I am one floor above and two, that Bobde won't wake up if he got punched in his undies when he was sleeping.

And second occasion was when I found myself in Avdhut Kapre's bed and beat the shit out of him.