God said to the politician, " You've been so corrupt. You've taken so many bribes in your life. Why should i help to take you to heaven"

Politician simply says "I've heard that God helps those who help themselves."

Same thing happened when Getafix questioned Obelix on the cake he had left on the table.

You can't do nothing about nothing which means either you can do something about something or else it's much ado about nothing

Make hay while the sun shines and when it rains open an umbrella factory

It's raining hippos and hados

Hados being creatures bigger than dinosaurs

N'er put off until tomorrow what you can do today

Faint heart never won fair maiden. You can do it. Come on!!

My mother used to say I had beautiful eyes. Atleast, as a kid, my eyes were bigger than my stomach. Not so now. Sniff.

Even with my eyes wide open... I can't see anything ~ Zatoichi

I seem to know a lot more than I do know. I seem to want to know a lot less than I do know!

I'm telling you guys, if my dad's dream of going to the Golden Temple in Amritsar and also see the well-being of the tamils in Jaffna, we must see strong procedures being followed with respect to Sri Lanka cause the Sinhalese out there have a natural tendency to discriminate. Otherwise do you all think the LTTE would have met the current end and not somewhat more moderate and amiable end. I guess when LTTE made statements that it is eyeing the west coast of India to make a re-entry, I must say that LTTE cadres are welcome to join Shiv Sena, a regional party in western maharashtra and extend Shiv Sena into Tamil Nadu. Funders are welcome too

I see systems in people and i see people in systems

Sophie's Choice by William Styron. What does Sophie's Choice mean? A "Sophie's Choice" is a tragic choice between two unbearable options.

Speak softly and carry a big stick means the idea of negotiating peacefully, simultaneously threatening with the “big stick” or the military

the exercise of intelligent forethought and of decisive action sufficiently far in advance of any likely crisis.... Big Stick n Speak Softly

Pentagon says don't wait until you are at the end of your string. Do something before you are too old to do anything or b4 China gets ideas

I guess the Lashker-e-Toiba would say "LET it be a fantasy or a death valley". The people of India and Pakistan however are free to decide

It is still a bone of contention as terrorism in New India aka PARINDA would be tagged by CIA as "Who let the dogs out" while beauty is in..

Let's get the India-Pakistan re-unification show on the road although it's a tough 1 to crack. What do we call the reunited republic PARINDA

There is a hard and fast rule in the Pentagon applicable to everyone "Keep yourself alive for what it is worth" Feels so good to be alive

Pentagon says don't bite off more than you can chew n i say you choose between me n a needle in a haystack. Give them a run for their money