Thursday, September 29, 2016

Arsene Wenger leaving a hint for me. "Spy Pace"


Jai Ho Janatha Malayalam.... Debt of Honour.


Wednesday, September 28, 2016

Be Cognizant GradHacker!


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Sunday, September 25, 2016

What would solve India's and America's woes?

Strengthening IT infrastructure and State Transport would greatly reduce India's and America's woes.

Banning alcohol (Courage Under Fire), cigarettes and firearms would be a significant move too.


Piano players know what bar they are in!

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

To Fire a Salvo

These are the definitions of Salvo
a :  a simultaneous discharge of two or more guns in military action or as a ceremonial salute
b :  the release all at one time of a rack of bombs or rockets (as from an airplane)
c :  a series of shots by an artillery battery with each gun firing one round in turn after a prescribed interval
d :  the bombs or projectiles released in a salvo


Well, I had four dreams in quick succession yesterday. The dreams started with someone saying in quick succession again and again. "To fire a salvo"

The dreams were so realistic that I almost acted upon them.

Well, "Earth Day", The earth is in safe hands is all I can say!

Babuseth Tyrewala

Babuseth Tyrewala called me on my cell phone today.

He is my first cousin and one of the pioneers of the concept of "Unlawful Good" and owners of Hindustan Tyres.

He said only two words, "Kodukku Ni"

Well, there was only one thing I could understand from that statement, "Kodukku Ni Thuna"

Well, I am a constant source of support, maybe that's why!

Or did he mean, "Kodukku Ni Tallu".

Boy, am I puzzled!

He also asked me "Appu Evide"

Then again, all that I understood is, "Akhand Bharat Driving Test Hindustan Tyres".

Monday, September 19, 2016

Janatha Garage Grocery Store

Three things happened today starting at Janatha Garage Grocery Store and moving on to Deepthi High School Ground, Thalore, Thrissur:

a) A guy came up to me, more than 6 feet tall and 40 inches chest, dressed as a countryfellow, and asked me the address to "Muyal Padam" which when roughly translated into english means 'Rabbit's field'

b) I looked up the address on Google Maps and found a place called, "Vadakuttampatti" in Tamil Nadu and "Muyal Padam Mein Goriya" in Uttarakhand.

c) I ate a Vada and Bru Coffee at Krishna Bhavan at Thalore, Thrissur and Katta alias Rajeevan hinted at "Vadakuttam" at Thalore School Ground.

Well, the Great Dane arrived in style.

I must be wearing a decent pair of Jeans to say so.

Sunday, September 18, 2016

Don't mix oil (Housing) and water (Urban Development)

Don't mix oil (Housing) and water (Urban Development)
In Pune, all the industrial, human and other slimey waste goes into the river Mula-Mutha that flows through the middle of the city. If a skunk that fell into the river stank to the bottom, and not because of the skunk's farting powers but because of the filth flowing in the river. Pune, the land of the Oakland Raiders, Oak Lele Kale Phadke.

Hakunamatata


Saturday, September 17, 2016

Bloat Parrot of Looper Fuck Off Pardes.

Bloat Parrot of Looper Fuck Off Pardes. (When I was a kid, a muslim woman committed suicide in a well filled with mire and filth in Sahakarnagar-2. Her dead body was all bloated when it was pulled out of the well filled with filth. Most people living near-by would remember this incident. Well, I had to mention this incident unless people think that all muslims are terrorists wanting to join ISIS.)

This is the rough translation of an attempted rape in english.

Some people deserve more than a tight slap on their face.

Friday, September 16, 2016

Tombstone

May it be written on Gautam Bose's Tombstone "A speeding bullet can be a hard and fast rule" and may he be able to tile his home real soon
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Chandu Kailas RAW Letter of Credit

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Gopal Society General



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Den Blessing Bro

Den Blessing Bro national commanding officer security Space Shuttle

Trisuli, Himalayas

Trisuli, Himalayas
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Chandu Driving Test RAW IB Angle Pentagon Shiv

Chandu Driving Test RAW IB Angle Pentagon Shiv

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Indian Paradigm Shift Gopal.

Indian Paradigm Shift Gopal.

Supreme Court Kailas Full Circle

Indian Paradigm Shift Angle Full Circle

Akhand Bharat Who Framed Roger Rabbit Angle Protection

Full Circle Kailas Divya

RAW IB Akhand Bharat

Sahi Ram Te Ve Oa

Two Tapri NDA Full Circle
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