Thursday, February 01, 2018

The Magnificent 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RBA0xoaWU

Well,

I have seen scenes from the movie. First, I understood I was Chris Pratt when he says I got two girlfriends Maria and Ethel.
Well, you see in 2003, when I was working in Epicenter Mumbai, I used to regularly watch Maria Bortiromo on CNBC and in Archies Comics Jughead has a girlfriend who always runs after him. Her name is Ethel. Well, recently I came in touch with Ethel back again. She is married with a kid as old as Dre in the Karate Kid.
Well, you see Chris Pratt shows his guns and says I got two girlfriends showing his two guns. I have two keypad phones giving me GPS on Thoughts and Positioning in a big room with many people if I put the music on the memory card on shuffle, put it in silent mode and do next next on the titles.

Recently I met my cousin Biju and told him the name of my phones Idal meaning Petal and Maria. Biju said Maria is a nice name.

In the same scene Chris Pratt is Joshua Faraday (There is a history to the name too but that's irrelevant). It effectively means Younger Brother.

The Mexican says I got three Marias as wives as a retort to Joshua Faraday. Well, I got myself a smartphone from Samsung. Three Samsung mobiles and I got three Marias. Which means if you think parallelly, I am also the other Mexican, The Outlaw. My cousin Biju said three Marias are dangerous because they are bold and flirtatious.

Well, Sam Chisolm, played by Denzel Washington is called the Bounty Hunter. Whenever I go to my Aunt's place I look for Bounty chocolates stored in the freezer of her fridge. If I was "Sam sung" I can sing three songs very well. 1) Wonderwall by Oasis 2) Chalo ik baar phir se ajnabi ban jaye hum dono by Dev Anand 3) Pianoman by Billy Joel.

Three tools I use a) Hangaroo Freezer for Bounty's b) 2 Keypad phones with Music on shuffle with GPS Positioning of thoughts and people positioning in a big hall c) Piano on my Samsung J2 Pro smartphone

Well,

In Short,

I have accurately identified that I am the first three characters in The Magnificent Seven along with the Remainder 4.

The Bounty Hunter... Hangaroo... Twitter... Facebook...YouTube... Wonderwall by Oasis... Keeping secrets between 7pm to 10pm watching local news channels...
The Gambler... 2 Keypad phones Mersal song Aalapooran Thamizhan... Competition breeds proficiency
The Outlaw... 1 Smartphone (How Bizarre - OMC) In decision making the reasoning is more important than the outcome
The Sharpshooter... Questia Chalo ik baar phir sey ajnabi ban jaye hum dono Dev Anand Hits Do Risk Assessment: Credit Risk, Regulatory Risk, Operational Risk, Market Risk
The Assassin... Liping Ma... Quant Scanner... I will cut open your spleen (Busybone - Thugz)
The Warrior... Magna Carta Holy Grail Jay Z and Justin Timberlake... Aarankallu Murugan from the malayalam movie 'Carbon' Exercise Routine.... You become good at investment through practice
The Tracker... There is many a slip between the cup and the lip... Ed Sheeran Gunslaw Coleslaw... TOI News Network... SAP Leonardo...
The Lady... Microsoft Bot on Facebook Zo... Empire State of Mind Alicia Keys... Anticipate with magnitude and Direction


Bartholomew Beague... The Villain...(My group email list)  I run this country. It's dangerous, it's me... Pianoman by Billy Joel...

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