Friday, August 11, 2017

Best Advice Conditioned 11

Transamerica Pyramid Father Elementary Education RAW IB Burning the candle at both ends Paradigm Shift Indian Shiv Angle Driving Test Angle

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Train RAW New York Service Request Arch Angel Martha Moghbelpour Express Indian RAW Protection Indian Chandu Kailas

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Pentagon Jokers European Union Tamil Nadu Indian Christian Connect i Cut Operations and Infrastructure Kailas Full Circle Tamil Nadu

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Shiv Pentagon Aggressive
Kailas Chandu Two Tapri NDA Indian Protection Akhand Bharat
Akhand Bharat Driving Test Pentagon!

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RAW IB Driving Test Pentagon Two Tapri NDA Indian Killed

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Kailas Martha Who framed Roger Rabbit Paradigm Shift Kailas Shiv Two Tapri NDA Special Activities Division Gold!!!

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Michael Jackson Archangel Shiv Two Tapri NDA Second Ear Kailas Company Secretary Driving Test Burning the candle at both ends Paradigm Shift Indian Shiv First Year Engineering Table Tennis Akhand Bharat Shiv!

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Kailas Sattelite Member of Parliament Electronic Arts Retweet Eye Gun Chandu Indian Kailas Full Circle Two Tapri NDA Akhand Bharat Indian Pentagon Shiv Angle Martha Martha Shield

Best Advice Conditioned 3

Retweet Rajasthan Royals European Union Elementary Education Angle Kailas Love You Infrastructure and Operations Table Tennis!!!

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Elephant Pentagon Pentagon Mad

Angle Indian Who framed Roger Rabbit Pentagon Retweet Dawood i V for Vendetta ya

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Commanding Officer Casual Leave Leg Before American Eagle Paradigm Shift RAW IB Protection Akhand Bharat Pentagon Ticket Travelling Examiner!!!

Volume 2 | Advice From The Most Successful People On The Planet | 1 HOUR...

If you ever wanted to be a professional football player or coach!

@Sportschau

Called Akki, Real Madrid fan, undefeated at the Bernabeu for the last 40 years against some teams courtesy @Sportschau 

@ChelseaFC @Arsenal @JackWilshere @ManUtd

@ChelseaFC Unless there is an intervention from Gunny @Arsenal and @JackWilshere @ManUtd, Roman Abromovich would win.

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Tottenham Hotspur

@SpursOfficial Are your under-23's just as good @MoussaSissoko @mousadembele @fizzer18 #NevilleMusa!

Liverpool FC

On my advice, Liverpool have reportedly stepped up their interest in Gremio forward Luan from Brazil!

Wednesday, August 09, 2017

Chamaeleon

Chamaeleon is an animal that changes it's colour according to it's surroundings! A chamaeleon is a poker faced reptile! A Chamaeleon is one of the most harmless creatures of this planet and is beautiful in it's own set-up! There was a villain by the name of Chamaeleon in Mandrake the Magician! I once saw a chamaeleon stranded in the city trying to slowly walk it's way back into the greenery. Was Leonides named after Chamaeleon?

Long live CIA! Like you do!

Long live CIA! Like you do!

Dukes of Hazzard

Me and my brother are Dukes of Hazzard though none of us drive four wheelers! We enjoy driving away the corrupt businessmen from our little town of happiness!

Like Father like Son

My father asks a lot of questions to Indian Express Newspaper. In fact when Prakash Kardaley was editor, he wrote a huge series of letters to the editor to Indian Express Newspaper! I follow the same tradition with BBC!

A nightmare in Education Leadership and Management Street

It's as difficult to do a good PHD and have the right contacts to get a job in a govt funded college as it is to climb the Everest! There will be many martyrs and for the conquerors, the thrill would be a great high!

Hehehe

James Bond, The Exorcist!

More than I bargained for!

My mother's 1 acre plot becoming a den for ISI! 

Click a picture!

Through the MI6 grapevine (Miniclip.com), boys are back in town.

China

The Last Emperor between a rock (Ulaanbatar, Mongolia) and a hard place (The Waltons).

Amit Shetty The Ghost

Amit Shetty! The Ghost! You really got me help! - Judy Dench.

Sunday, August 06, 2017

Tondimuthal Driksakshiyum

Well, I wonder how wonderful scripts are written from just a thread from a name long forgotten. #AmshithaShetty from Mangalore. Well, I said it! I too used to do paratta adikkal in night shifts in call centres too.

Saturday, August 05, 2017

Kari Oil

Njan oru 8ilu padikkumbol Holi agoshikkyan kurachu senior college pillarudey oppam poyi. Vashalu scene aaye. Njan terracindey mughalil kari oilum paintum mix cheyda oru patram pidichchu ninnu. Vallabh terracindey adeelu vannapol "Vallabh" ennu villichu. Aalu mollilkki nokki. Karioilum, Paintum mix cheydadu aaludey mughatteykki ozhichu. Vallabhintey mughattum kannilum kari oil aayi. Innu varey evidengilum vecchu kandaal, Vallabhintey koottukaarum, Vallabhum aa kari oil kadha orma peduttum!

Transformers Basics

Basics 1
a) Be a working professional
b) Beas fit asap ol iceman
c) Listen to music on shuffle

Basics 2
Physical Education
Software
Finance
Gaming
Watching Movies
Football Coaching

I have a formula to be a master of any subject:

a) Inner Drive
b) Gain Complete Knowledge (Your values are finite but your interests are infinite)
c) Sequencing (Know all Sequences)
d) Reflect.

Tuesday, August 01, 2017

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Freebird - 7/2/1977 - Oakland Coliseum Stadium (Official)

"Hawa Hawai" Shaitan Movie Full Video Song | Kalki Koechlin

Vathapi Ganapathim by Krishnas Temple Rock Music Mojo Kappa TV

Chekela by Avial

Parekh & Singh - I Love You Baby, I Love You Doll

Sunday, July 30, 2017

Saturday, July 29, 2017

Len - Steal My Sunshine

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Obelix in the comicbook "Asterix Fights Back" looking to marry!

I personally think there is conscious effort on the part of U.S. Government and Indian Govt to keep me unmarried and penniless.

Suppose, Obelix wants to marry in the comicbook, "Asterix Fights Back". For that to happen, two things are necessary. 1) He has to be earning some money. 2) He has to find a girl willing to marry him.

There is a conscious effort on the part of both U.S. and Indian Governments to keep me penniless. And then, Getafix might be thinking in consultation with Chief Vitalstatistix, "What if he passes the incredible, accursed  and very powerful gene to the next generation."

I am not saying any of this is happening. But, there is a remote possibility that all of this has been happening in my life.

Well, even possible rapists like Dileep get to marry more than once in their lives and make enough money 1000 crores Indian Rupees to be exact, enough to fund another Pulsar Suni, prime accused in the rape and molestation case in which Dileep is the key conspirator.

Then, me, with all the power in this world, am being stopped in my tracks or mislead every single day! For example, on the directions of watchmaker device, (see movie "24" for more details), I spent whatever little income my family earns and reduced it to 2000 rupees for the month. In such a situation, how do I trust the watchmaker device to make powerful decisions by second guessing others and myself in my life without falling prey to what happened in the last 24 hours in my life.

Idu  oru sarvasadharna vishayam or vishamam!

Me, Myself and Irene!




Monday, July 24, 2017

Saturday, July 15, 2017

Country Road | An Indie/Folk Playlist

Saturday, July 08, 2017

24 hrs before MH17 was brought down above Ukraine

Message on my computer system 24 hours before MH17 was brought down with a surface to air missile over Ukraine: "The Russian Spy Game has achieved a Quantum Leap. Can't live with them, can't live without them. Dead Men tell no tales."

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Brainwashed Conditioned and Miseducated Book 2 Volume 1

RENDEL Official Trailer 2 (2017) Superhero Sci-Fi Action Movie HD

My only real complaint that would make me kinda suicidal

My only real complaint that would make me kinda suicidal is because Lasik Surgery Opthalmologists earn 10 million dollars a year for 52 years making them eligible for a Genius Grant (Little Miss Sunshine) while people like me whose cryptocurrency lies in writing books that no one reads do not make 10 million dollars a year for 52 years! When making 10 million dollars a year for 52 years becomes a reality for bookwriters like me, I will stop being suicidal!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

What I do in order to implement my four point FAME agenda

I lift weights for 5 hrs everyday, 5 kgs/20 reps/20sets/6arm exercises, then I run and I also practice martial arts.

FAME denotes 4 points the four questions posed to me in "Who wants to be a millionaire?" daily. And the correct answer each time is the right choice!

Option 1) (F) Listening to music on shuffle

Option 2) (A) Playing computer games

Option 3) (M) I finally landed a job. In a languages institute. Learning Russian, Spanish, German, Arabic, Italian and Teaching French, Hindi and English. Earnings is 40 percent of fees collected from each student. I am enrolling for Chartered Accountancy, Actuarial Science and Law(LLB) this year. I am also coaching football as assistant coach  in St. Thomas College Thrissur in the evening three days a week.In the morning I spend one hour writing books. And in the night for 4 hrs I am studying. And everyday am lifting weights, jogging and practicing martial arts.

Option 4) (E) The Pentagon Challenge

The funny thing is, not many people know what music I listen on shuffle and what do I gain from it, neither do they know what computer games I play and what do I gain from them. And, well, not many people know about the pentagon challenge though it is a very commonly used term. 

Sunday, May 28, 2017

Jack Reacher

You have a King, Queen and Jack of Diamonds. What do you do with it?

Let me explain.

The King is 4 hrs between 8pm and 12pm, the most important set of time in your life. A T-20 match, make sure you score 51 runs here

The Queen is 4.5 hrs after toss at 9 am and 4.5 hrs after noon making it a 9 hr day. Plan every 1,1,1,1,1 days months in advance. Your day is a 9 hr one dayer and you need to make every 3 minutes of it work. So plan months in advance. A One-Dayer, make sure you score 108 personal score or 148 winning total of runs here

The Jack of Diamonds is a 5 day week with 4 innings, like a test match. If Jack were Jack Reacher, he would be introduced and attacked in the first innings, innocents slain and Jack Reacher framed in the second innings, meet a friend in Robert Duvall 200 miles away in the third innings and killing the villains in the fourth and final innings. A Test Match, make sure you score 166 runs here.

Atleast, that used to be my scoring pattern in the cricket of life.

Remember, there is a difference between personal score and winning total. If you are prejudiced towards personal score you might like Sachin Tendulkar more and if you are prejudiced towards winning totals you might find a few also-rans.

Thursday, May 18, 2017

My Punchcard

I work 16 hours a day 10 hrs plus 2 hrs plus 2 hrs plus 2 hrs. My analogy of 10 plus 2 plus 2 plus 2 is very simple. 2 plus 2 plus 2 are the three points of a Trishul, the weapon of Lord Shiva. 10 is the long iron rod on which the three forked tips of Shiva's weapon stands. All in all, every day, I put my 16 hour day, my Trishul, my lethal weapon, to work. In my life, I would like to see myself as a CA, CAS, Football Coach in the English Premier League alongwith Anand Babu and Vivek Mohankumar as assistant coaches, Tweeting, Broadcaster, Nifty 50 all companies 18 percent stake owner, GE, Texas Instruments, Michelin and Alphabet 18 percent stakeholder, Martial Arts Practitioner, Jogging shuttle runs everyday, and doing 6 arm exercises using 5 kg weights with 20 reps and 20 sets at a time! And I aspire towards this goal every single day of my life! And writing my own series of 3 books a) Brainwashed b) Conditioned c) Miseducated That's my 20 hole punchcard and what I typed above are the holes in the punchcard. And I hope I have cued them right! I have been brooding over this for the past 4 years and finally I am able to put pen to paper over these ideas of mine. And my current financial problems have been solved thanks to my dead mother and a 6 crore property of hers and a 65 lakh apartment property in Pune. If I get atleast 5 of these ideas right, then eventually I will have New York Yankees and Preston North End in my pocket too. And with Preston North End in my pocket, Brian Clough and Peter Taylor of the generation would ensure they reach the Premier League in two seasons. And, of course, any IPL team that Jonty Rhodes prepares a detailed report upon.

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Monday, May 15, 2017

The most mysterious star in the universe | Tabetha Boyajian

Big B Movie | Bilal John Kurishingal (Mammootty) | Introduction Scene

Kalippu | Premam

Kodi - Kodi Parakkudha Tamil Lyric | Dhanush, Trisha | Santhosh Narayanan

Aaromale(cover) by Agam Music Mojo Kappa TV

Thaikkudam Bridge - Nothing Else Matters

Cognitive Dissonance ~ An irremovable part of our painful yet exciting lives

What is cognitive dissonance ~ Having to live to extreme pole positions at the same time.

It may be two extremely opposite view points.

Or two opposite irremovable facts of life that one has to live with.

Kerala has to live with the following cognitive dissonance.

That Jisha Rape and Murder Case happened in Kerala.

That wonderful movies like "Mazhaveyyunnu Maddalam Kottunnu" also happened in Kerala.

That is a viewpoint over cognitive dissonance.

And cognitive dissonance has become an integral part of our lives.


Sunday, May 14, 2017

Low Key Perogies 8

Low Key Perogies 7

Low Key Perogies 6

Low Key Perogies 5

Low Key Perogies 3

Low Key Perogies 2

Low Key Perogies 1

Thursday, May 11, 2017

Comrade in America CIA The Movie

Comrade in America, the movie, apart from the usual cliched references to me, my father, my brother and my cousin, has an added twist.

Sarah-Mary-Kurien which is my code for three assembly constituencies namely Thrissur-Chalakudy-Ollur

And Pallavi which is my code for Akbar Tours and Travels.

I don't know the entire picture and how it all fits into the whole scenario.

But this is my take on it.

All in all a cozy film.

Saturday, May 06, 2017

Show Me The Way, Styx(Lyrics) HD

Thursday, May 04, 2017

Ousepachan is the greatest musician in Kerala. Much broader in grasp of the science of music than Yesudas!

Sunday, April 30, 2017

Chaudhary - Amit Trivedi feat Mame Khan, Coke Studio @ MTV Season 2

FUSIAN | Let's Go!





I remember carrying a newspaper carrying reports of Lashker-E-Tayyaba into the office of Commander and Second in Command to Chief of Staff Amit Sandhu. It was the days newspaper. I left the newspaper in the Staff Major's office. This happened way back in 2009. When I spoke with Commander and Second in Command to Chief of Staff, I reminded him that I walked in with LET reports in the newspaper in my hand which was left behind in the Staff Major's Office. Commander Amit Sandhu said, "Let's Go" "LET's GO" Make no mistake, LET here is Lashker-E-Akhand Bharat. T looks like Akhand Bharat. Lashker means Army. Let's Go. Go means Gopal. Everything known to an idiot is simple abundance and mental hospitals are run by radio stations of fm in India. Amit Sandhu, when you want to get in touch with me. You just have to say Let's Go!

Episode 7 | Advice From The Most Successful People On The Planet | Under...

500 Miles - Inside Llewyn Davis

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Friday, April 21, 2017

P.C. Pardeshi Dr. Prakash Chandrakant Pardeshi

Have you played God. Well, sitting on that swing in the front courtyard of Pardeshi Sir. I felt like God. Pardeshi Sir gave me a backlog in my first year of B.Com inspite of making a picture perfect assignment because I was two minutes late to his class. He was hated and feared by all for his strictness. And then something happened. After completing B.Com, I went to his house in Sopan Baug and sat on the swing in the courtyard in front of his house outside the gate. Then I felt bliss. Cause I had just then kept 4 pots of exquisite garden plants inside his gate and quietly made my exit. My failure to submit the assignment in first year was the best time of my life. And I really enjoyed his classes. And sitting on that swing I gave him one of the most precious gifts he would ever cherish. I went back a few years after he died of kidney failure. When I told his wife, he was one of my favourite teachers, she immediately asked me, "Were you the one who kept the plants inside the house". To which I replied in the negative. Let that forever remain a mystery!

Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Bourne Supremacy - Bourne Calls Pam

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Shruti Haasan Unblushed | Be The Bitch

Fauji - Episode 1

Dhamma Brothers (Full Documentary 2008)

KYMATICA Full Length Movie HD

Ashes and Snow- Feather to Fire

Samadhi - Film Trailer [9 minute excerpt from film]

NOVA The Fabric of the Cosmos The illusion of Time

PLANETARY - Teaser

PLANETARY - Teaser

The Transcendental Object At The End Of Time (Terence McKenna Movie) FUL...

The Transcendental Object At The End Of Time (Terence McKenna Movie) FUL...

Human Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Documentary

The Inner Life of the Cell (trailer)

Friday, April 14, 2017

Eminem - When I'm Gone Lyrics

Thursday, April 13, 2017

"Chammak Challo Ra.One" (video song) ShahRukh Khan,Kareena Kapoor

Mission Impossible 3 Bridge Attack Scene Jacket

Mission Impossible 3 Bridge Attack Scene Jacket

Nelly - E.I.

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

KATTEY (without rap) - Coke Studio by Bhanwari Devi, Hard Kaur and Ram S...

Ferdinand | Official Trailer [HD] | 20th Century FOX

Cold War Kids - Restless

Halsey - Now Or Never

Tuesday, April 11, 2017

Monday, April 10, 2017