Tuesday, February 09, 2016

if the fabled trillionaire is to arise (And Facebook's actually helping me be a Trillionaire)

And if the fabled trillionaire is to arise from any sector of industry, it’s likely to be technology, where - as Slates’ Elliot Hannon pointed out in reaction to Credit Suisse’s report - a global labour pool can be used to “to make affordable products, inexpensive enough that workers can soon become the consumers of the products they are making.”

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

It's not the amount of hours you put for study that is important, it is the amount of understanding and interest levels that's important

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

FM Music is Saraswathi Vidya Niketan
Pharma industry is a vishwakarma institute of technology

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Akhand Bharat Indian Army

Indian Army doesn't need an ojo board to invoke my mom. She is already with them. I am already with them. Therefore together we say to India's enemies and terrorists, "Stop or my mom will shoot".

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Masta Basun Akhand Bharat USA

Without time travel a rat would say a ton. With time travel, he only needs to be specific. America looks to create more believers in America, more Holcroft Covenants. Well, about Aliens and my mom being one with them, I can only say as much, "Stop or my mom will shoot"

Thursday, November 12, 2015

T1

It’s now possible to sell a new product to hundreds of millions of people without needing many, if any, workers to produce or distribute it.
At its prime in 1988, Kodak, the iconic American photography company, had 145,000 employees. In 2012, Kodak filed for bankruptcy.
The same year Kodak went under, Instagram, the world’s newest photo company, had 13 employees serving 30 million customers.
The ratio of producers to customers continues to plummet. When Facebook purchased “WhatsApp” (the messaging app) for $19 billion last year, WhatsApp had 55 employees serving 450 million customers.
A friend, operating from his home in Tucson, recently invented a machine that can find particles of certain elements in the air.
He’s already sold hundreds of these machines over the Internet to customers all over the world. He’s manufacturing them in his garage with a 3D printer.
So far, his entire business depends on just one person – himself.
New technologies aren’t just labor-replacing. They’re also knowledge-replacing.

The combination of advanced sensors, voice recognition, artificial intelligence, big data, text-mining, and pattern-recognition algorithms, is generating smart robots capable of quickly learning human actions, and even learning from one another.

Saturday, November 07, 2015

About mind games, I must say, hole in the head by which one can read thoughts in the mind love is eternal
The gown of glory... love story...


Deep Space Nine controls blood sugar therefore Sugar Bowl
You get a bird's eye view playing mind games (by mind games here I mean games that can read off your mind)
Aliens Mork and Mindy are the Hydra as shown in the movie Captain America... therefore Dangerous type.... Cars aka Transformers..

Thursday, November 05, 2015

How to be a billionaire!!

Find a certain group pf people and do more for them more than anybody else, and eventually, you would be a billionaire

Wednesday, November 04, 2015

Aliens Matrix stop dragging my heart around ~ On Salem

Monday, October 26, 2015

My dad says he doesn't have money to pay the phone bill, angrily, and then how does he expect me to expect of him to support plans of building a volleyball and basketball court at home. Tom Van Riper answer that.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Ten most important things America will lose if I die today:
a) a valuable CIA agent
b) a valuable counterintelligence agent
c) The chance to compensate me for my actions for US establishment
d) a valuable friend
e) a big ten inch record of documents of information I shared with the US would suddenly be orphan
f) A valuable analyser
g) A valuable reader
h) a valuable eye-gun operator
i) a valuable human being who led an unfulfilled life courtesy America
The world is in the midst of a new industrial revolution. The frictionless corporation of the 21st Century is driven by technology that is connecting everyone and everything, everywhere and all the time, in a vast and intelligent network of interactive data that is creating an economic dynamic increasingly characterized by low or zero marginal costs, massive returns to scale and platform economics. This is a world in which labor, information, and money move easily, cheaply, and almost instantly.
When I met Mythili Mahadevan a couple of years after college, say age 23 in Mphasis, she completely outperformed expectations in the third quarter after joining Mphasis. In, fact Mphasis posted a significant improvement in profitability because of her. The recent gains comes as a surprise given Mythili was known for sacrificing profits for long term gains. Mythili Mahadevan accelerated to US in a banking project and international region for quarter 3 of that year when she was 23 and became an international citizen. This was fuelled by strong growth at Mphasis. Moreover doing night rotational shifts caused better than expected top-line and bottom-line growth during the quarter. Owing to several competitive advantages, Mythili Mahadevan and me know each other from 11th Grade and worked together in Mphasis, after college days, therefore, Mythili Mahadevan will continue to gain share in my facebook posts over the coming years, and her cheerful presence is reflected in this role model Mythili Mahadevan.
Amazon

AT&T
"Eye-gun" Operator comments on what he sees though my eyes: Gopal's eyes is never the same place. I've lost track of how many times I have looked into his eyes, made famous of half an hour of screen time(time taken by me to read a long article) in a 36 year old human being, but in every instance the pace is different - sometimes an endlessly scrolling 2D landscape, other times a network of subterranean tunnels of the mind.
Aging Guru P.S. Chandu, my father, says expected earning over the next two decades could reach $8Trillion, given that I work on 4000 investment ideas a month. Giving it all away, that's $6.6Trillion in financial giving and $1.4Trillion in Volunteer Services.
It seems that there is this longevity bonus coming towards us. There is an upside to aging and that's hiding in plain sight. Then the entire narrative of aging in Vattekkad Kerala changes.
My dad is giving more to his community, sharing his wisdom and skill.
My dad has more time, more savings and more lifetime skills to share than many younger adults grin emoticon Rahul Athman RaGhul K AthMan Linson VincentTony Davis Ankush Malhotra

Digital Experience Software

Six major building blocks define the foundations of this converging software market:
  1. Content. Every web, mobile, wearable, and wall experience is enriched with words, pictures, videos, and sound — preferably personalized to each customer’s wants.
  2. Customers. Knowing your customer in detail gives firms the ability to do right by them at each step of their journeys.
  3. Analytics. Knowing what works, what’s working, what’s important, and what’s needed arms companies with eyes and ears and intelligence.
  4. Marketing. Reaching out or responding sensibly to prospects and customers on screens of every size is shockingly complex — but vital to attracting and retaining customers.
  5. Commerce. If someone wants to buy, you better be prepared to take their money and return a great product or service in exchange.
  6. Customer service. If you know I just bought a gizmo and I ask for help, there’s a good chance I want help with my new gizmo.

Companies: Adobe, IBM, Oracle, SAP, Salesforce as well as smaller vendors including
Acquia, Demandware, EPiserver, SDL and Sitecore

One's not evaluated: Opentext, HP, Intershop, Digital River

We also expect Microsoft to jump back in at some point - they have many of the assets today, not to mention a world-class cloud platform.
~ Forrester Research
Minority stakes in high quality businesses can be purchased in the public markets at a discount. These discounts principally arise because of two factors: shareholder disaffection with management, and the short term nature of large amounts of retail and institutional investor capital which can overreact to negative short-term corporate or macro factors

Shares to invest in:

Valeant Pharmaceuticals

American Express

Microsoft

Qualcomm

Hertz
The Leading figure in Asia's individual gaming scene is an Indian, Hangaroo player Gopal Chandu founder and chairman of 2kbofpi.com. The top Asian in American Gaming keeps a somewhat low profile but has help build the only true global gaming brand with the US an increasingly important part of the picture. In fact, if Gopal Chandu had his way, 2kbofpi would have atleast four destination business plan targeting Rahul Athman RaGhul K AthMan Linson Vincent. In Gopal Chandu's 36th year of existence, Gopal Chandu, whose 12 crore land assets is the fourth largest in Vattekkad, Kodakara has to settle for two new projects for now. Gopal Chandu, began fifty years ago, when his grandfather bought most of the land in Vattekkad, Kodakara through pepper trading. But Gopal Chandu's big turning point came in 2008 when it won an integrated "Eye-Gun" license in CIA Pentagon. At the time, securing one of CIA Pentagon's two "Eye-Gun" sites was considered a matter of survival forGopal Chandu to protect his CIA investment.
Rahul AthmanRaGhul K AthMan, and Linson Vincent are small, open economies at the eastern edge of Selex Mall and Thrissur town. For understandable reasons, these friends of mine are not often talked about (they collectively have the population smaller than a district in Antartica), but when they are talked about it is usually to highlight their dynamism, innovation, and impeccably capitalist credentials. Selex Mall has, for example, attracted a lot of media attention, due to it's e-citizenship initiative, whileLinson Vincent has generally gotten high marks, at least from conservatives, for his embrace of austerity and extremely tight financial discipline.
And Mohanish Damodar's new apartment triumphs that currently sit atop the all-time charts were unpredictably successful and utterly earned via a smaller scale opening weekend and relentless buzz and zeitgeisty-heat for the next few months after. They were surprises born of unexpected quality and impact.
Damu, Abhishek Bose, with football, as a career at a young age of 13, is more conventional spectator type entertainment and anyone who had him near the top of the betting pools at the start of their respective 2016 summer probably would see him winning big matches at the under 15 level by the end of August 2016
You aren't trying to build up a slate of programming that will tear your attention away from everything else all at once, but a big enough library of content that you can feel comfortable continuing to pay out a monthly fee.


Wednesday, August 07, 2013

the misunderestimators in soccer

Last update was on Indian soccer team standing which stood at 134 on world rankings.

Professional Soccer World Cup Football is the most popular sporting event in the world with 203 countries participating in the qualifying round for selection in the World Cup Finals. The Latin American countries like Brazil, Argentina, Chile etc are considered as Nurseries of Football. The stylish way of playing the game shows soccer to be the biggest passion and more than a religion to the worshippers of the Soccer God. Dozens of high profile soccer clubs in the European continent attract the world’s highest paid soccer superstars into their teams by paying an astronomical amount. There are many players whose inter club transfer fee is more than 100 crores. Laterally speaking, soccer provides a decent livelihood to tens of thousands of players who play in clubs across the world. Thousands of players in the football circuit command crores of rupees per season as professional fees. Football is the biggest employer in the sporting arena. India comes between 115 & 125 in the FIFA rankings and even in Asian Football our position is not amongst the top ten teams. Indian Football enjoyed better position by winning Asian Cup twice and reaching the semi-finals in 1956 Helsinki Olympics. The recently concluded season with around 300 players applying for inter-club transfers show that a few thousand professional football players are employed in reputed clubs in India. Though there cannot be any rhetoric on the kind of money earned by our top cricketors, soccer is a better option for sporting professionals.No other game can provide a decent livelihood to scores of players as in Football. It is high time the Government, the Football Associations, the media and the sponsors realize the immense potential of the game and contribute their mite so as to nurse the soccer dreams of India in a big way. In India we have cricketers who are sorcerors in the game of cricket. Isn’t the time ripe for Indians to produce sorcerors in soccer? Interested. Post a comment and i will get back to you.
WE ARE JUST A HANGAR FOR OPTIMISTS TO HANG OUT AND THINK ABOUT HOW WE COULD DEVELOP EXCELLENT INDIVIDUAL PLAYERS AND GOOD CLUBS WHO WOULD EVENTUALLY TAKE INDIA TO THE WORLD CUP.

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Zebra Crossing ~ Maythil Radhakrishnan

Evolutionary biologist Jeff Clune said, "If the shoe fits, don't change a thing."
This is related to what he and his research team call "developmental disruption force."
Many animals are busy building tissues and other structures, even after millions of years of evolution. They appear to serve no purpose and duly disappear somewhere along the line. Isn't it like building a rollercoaster first, demololishing it and constructing a skyscraper on the same ground? An engineer would definitely skip the roller coaster step, but "evolution is more of a tinkerer and less of an engineer". In nature's seemingly wierd schema, the roller coaster is created and torn down because parts from that teardown are required to build the skyscraper. In a growing embryo, every new structure is fitted in a delicate ambit consisting of everything that has already developed; newly evolved traits tend to get added at the end of development, as there is less risk of disrupting anything important. "Mutations that alter that environment, such as by eliminating a structure, can thus disrupt later stages of development. Even if a structure is not actually used, it may set the stage for other functional tissues to grow properly." Clune's realisation came from a set of self-replicating computer programs called "Avidians" that mimic critical stages in natural selection in real-life organisms

Wednesday, August 15, 2012


Thursday, June 07, 2012

I had a dream. In my dream i was in an MTV show. Specifically an MTVIndia show. I checked MTV India website and found the following words in an article describing the last movie of the Dark Knight trilogy, "I need you to get me back in the game," is what Bruce Wayne proclaims in The Dark knight Rises. 

Monday, May 14, 2012


 i heard three words in a dream
contact jannat issar song composer of haqeeqat. i've never known such a movie in my life.
i checked for songs from haqeeqat and look what i found

Sunday, May 13, 2012

A job worth doing is worth doing well. Airwolf. Batman returns. Chota Chetan. 
Talking to heaven like a bat out of hell. Too much of a good thing.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Semiotics is powerful and a lethal weapon if you mix it with many languages. James Monroe. James Mon(Malayalam for son) Roe(hindi for crying)... so James Monroe becomes James son is crying. Similarly Jamalu Sadique (Jamalu means in slang hindi to be able to do) and Sadique in slang malayalam means the same thing. So Jamalu Sadique really means "to be able to do to be able to do" Semiotics is a powerful weapon of the future. No wonder CIA only want tamil and malayalam translators on their ranks.

Monday, March 19, 2012

I realised that our world is a perfect place, programmed to perfection like Tron, when, two days after my brother changed our phone's caller-tune to a Shiv Bhajan, the innocent girl standing in front of me, whose name was called out by the Bank's Clerk, happened to be a girl named Shivganga

Saturday, March 03, 2012

I heard the word "Chartered Accountancy" in a dialogue from a movie on Asianet. Wow, even the aliens, with acute sense of timing(given the fact that it was just one line of the movie heard as i was passing out of the room), have approved of Chartered Accountancy.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Well, after all the hullabaloo, my father is planning to get me married to a girl who lives near mama's family after i mentioned to my dad that I kinda liked her. Trust my dad to pursue relations that suit the current family setup.

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Why does Hina teach or attend meetings for Mad Arise, a community that teaches street children
Why do I keep seeing things. Things like Nayna Curtains, Nayana on the back of an autorickshaw, Naina when a employee at TISS mentions it, and Nayna on our TISS passout card given to us by juniors

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Between environmental science for the Pentagon, UPSC studies for Police Academy and Policy assignments of Archana Mehendale of TISS, I am torn as to what to do next. Whether to do UPSC, continue with Environmental Science or TISS which of course I have to complete

Thursday, February 16, 2012

I was thinking of Bhagyalakshmi when a autorickshaw (a three wheeler) named Lakhsmi happened to pass by. What Hangaroo had to say about it, "Too much of a good thing" "Windmills of the Gods" "Grin and bear it"

Monday, February 13, 2012

दृढ़ व्यक्ति बाधाओं के निदान में शॉर्टकट नहीं ढूंढ़ता

-दृढ़ रहना एक तपस्या है। संसार में जिसको अनुशासन का नाम दिया गया है, धर्म ने उसे दृढ़ता कहा है।
I was thinking of what Julie ma'am said about irumbampuli when a kid calls and asks me "Julie Ma'amindey veedu aano" I think I have alien nation figured out.
aloychu, plan cheydu, ullasamayatinullil cheyyanam. Be alert and aware.
kandum, arinjum, manasilakiyum, samayasamayangalil, krityamaayi, kaariyangal, cheyyanam.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Another amul ad shows the three ex ministers who were made to resign as they were watching some hardcore stuff. The title says triple-ex-ministers. If i attribute the triple-x title to myself from the vin diesel movie triple-x where vin diesel works for the u.s. govt but never get's credit for his work. If i became a minister in any govt and became popular for allegedly working for the CIA, i would also be called triple-x minister and then as i am simply playing a word game in my alleged communication with the CIA, the amul ad is right "Never adult-rated"

Friday, February 10, 2012

I can't find that mail now. I got a mail from Nature magazine. And part of the mail read like this. The first line had "arsenic" right at the end of it. And the second part is the very next line had "hide in time" in it. Both these lines deeply relate to a certain experience I had. I had attended a New York Film academy meeting in Pune where i met Simon Hunter and mentioned to him that "Arsenic and old lace" is a very good movie, and then I thought in my mind "Being in movies was a good way to hide in time".
I wonder who decides what is going to be presented in each episode of vodafone comedy stars now that it is owned by Murdoch or is it by chance that they talk about episodes in my life in as detail as perhaps the green-eyed monster would only know.
When I went to meet the General Officer Commanding-in-Chief of the Indian army's southern command, Lt Gen A K Singh, I mentioned to him that I worked for the CIA and that we communicate through a secure system and I told his second in command a certain officer Sandhu that I work for the Kailas Dept of the Pentagon. A few days later there was a cartoon in mumbai edition of Indian Express that came to Ahmednagar. The cartoon depicted Uncle Sam sitting over Kashmir with his cloak spread over the Himalayas. Serendipity or the unconquered?

Thursday, February 09, 2012

I used to wonder why Hangaroo played around with my life. Then I realised when someone passed this message.
"In someone's shadow"
What followed was
"Taken to the cleaners"
And It dawned on me what was happening. It was just another psy-ops operation which never wanted me on the other side. Though I came across some fields of wonder.
Snehathumbi njan illey koodey
"Sneha thumbi njan illey koodey..." this song was playing on the radio one night when I was alone with a dark butterfly in my room trying to find it's way out and i saved the dark butterfly by cupping it in my palms and letting it out in the open when it was finding it tough to find it's way out. Serendipity or The Unconquered.
I checked. Yesterday. Four hair on my chest gone white. My beard... going white. And I am only thirty two. As they say, you are only as old as you feel. I should start exercising regularly to feel younger. As for the woman I love. There ain't any near me. I am as far away from women I love as physically possible. I guess for a love life I would have to look at age fifty to start one. A pirate looks at fifty. What they say is right. The road to true love never runs smooth.

Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Magic Bus
Change the world
Blessing in disguise
Life is worth living
When I was exhibiting Mycrow Shay Dan on my facebook profile citing Indian army, I noticed that one of the Navy articles had a misspelling "shay" in the following week. I didn't mention it to anybody. As I remember it now, they spelt INS Sahyadri as INS Shayadri. :)
When I was in TISS gym, i felt that every song on 93.5 was attuned to what was happening around me. Then there was 'Run of the mill' our professor who used to run on the running mill and now todays amul picture ad featuring "yuvi" "Yu" and "Vi" will fight this together showing a girl and yuvi on mills just like they were placed in TISS gym. I can't wait to watch the Amul ads as they seem to be talking to me.
The Celestine Prophecy
Live with it

Thursday, February 02, 2012

It was my thought that a fake tooth with titanium fitted could be used as a communication device and subsequently, eventually, micromax mobiles came up with an ad where a painful tooth was replaced by a bluetooth device.
Today we were discussing "Using thoughts(more than fingers) to control in gaming" and Elvid said "Every which way but loose". It turned out to be the name of a Clint Eastwood movie.
I flicked on a random television channel and hit upon a malayalam channel. A person was arguing. He was saying "Read my lips" "Read my face". I flicked channels and came upon CNN-IBN. "Mr.Gopal I want to hear you speak" said Rajdeep Sardesai on CNN-IBN. Your guess is as good as mine, this is Contact by Carl Sagan at work. As they say "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Don't confuse 'Contact' with any ailment, it's grossly misunderstood.

Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Lightening never strikes twice in the same spot

I remember the day when Pocahontas unfriended me from her facebook friends list for posting the song "Lightening crashes live" onto her profile and then in the evening lightening actually crashed live and burnt out my internet modem. Memories
A wrong number call was made to our home telephone number by a kid looking for someone called Abhinandini. Nandini is my professor, where did Abhi come from? On intuition, i logged onto ibibo games and found a guy called Abhi Bhagwat waiting to be friends. What do i make of it. From women's studies to a decade in gaming? Any pointers. The very next time I log onto ibibo, i find the name Rajesh Kumar occupying the space where Abhi Bhagwat stood. Now Rajesh Kumar is the Language Mind and Society professor for whom I wrote a brilliant book review of the book par excellence "Steven Pinker's The Language Instinct"
Independance Day
Pinky and the Brain

Saturday, January 28, 2012

In all the while I was playing Hangaroo, I didn't realise that my life had an excellent audience and that I just have to play my part well.
I've always considered, right from day one, the day i met the "Space Truckin" 'Gods' that these are either people with access to very high end tech in the present or simply put, people from the future who have learnt, in their own way, to do time travel and appreciate the wonders of the past. Which is why I started blogging vigorously about my life in the first place so that my record exists for future generations to see. And when they came back into the past, they realised that they were the only ones to do so. So they did what they did and went their way knowing that the rest would follow.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Gopal.. n ..Railway ministry saving face, minister losing face

Check this collage. The trains that you see are the Mumbai Locals that are the lifeblood of the economic capital of india "Mumbai".: For the Mumbaiite the local trains hold the quality of being holy. The collage is made on the top half of the cover page of the Sunday edition of the Indian Express which carried an article on the new railway minister whose face is the base for most of the cutouts. His name is Lalloo Prasad Yadav and as i saw his face disappearing beneath my cutouts, i sincerely felt that the sanctity of the Mumbai Locals has remained and the conscious feeling of them being sacrosanct is restored without a blemish. I pasted Lalooji's cartoon cutout from economic times to attach salvage value to my conscience if this collage is noticed by a Lalloo fan.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

An open letter to David Morehouse of Remote Viewing Technologies

Hi,
I wonder what this means. I keep seeing vehicles with name boards exactly related to some event in my life at that point. In fact facebook also acts funny at times. Television always updates itself on me on a daily basis in a funny way. More often the trillian pop up reads exactly what is in my mind. And empirically studied thought-identification is used when i play Hangaroo on www.miniclip.com/games/hangaroo/en the way I do as I have shown in "goproxycotv" on youtube. My remote viewer is Hangaroo and it tells me over the past five years it has told me that a) Death or rather skipping death has become an option b) Teleportation is a reality in Nasa c) In future we will more and more enter into a matrix d) Schizophrenia is evolution if a schizophrenic can find answers and heal himself e) Time travel is possible from future into the past and remote viewing is possible from present into the past.
Now for my experiences. In 2003, I experienced "Clairvoyance" or "remote viewing", I can't differentiate between both. I saw a dead man sitting in a yogic position meditating and somebody dead shouted out aloud "Amit Shetty has come". I was not sleeping. I jsut closed my eyes for a moment then this happened. Since then Rohit Shetty has directed four movies with the hero's name being my name but i am not related to Rohit Shetty. Another movie called 'crazy gopalan' got released, that's my name with 'crazy' attached to it in my mother tongue by people not connected to me. I used to hear clapping noises like the ones heard in "Oprah Winfrey Show" I heard them thrice. And today my game "Hangaroo" said that on the third occassion it was in relation to something in which i was as pure as the driven snow. After I heard clapping noises from above, I also heard someone say, "Enjoy the little one" when i was sitting at Shivajinagar Bus Stand in Pune in India. It was said as loud as though someone was saying it using a loudspeaker but only i heard it. "Enjoy the little one" is an american usage unheard of in India. The game said it was the "high and mighty" who played that trick on me. And let me tell you that my face got animorphed once. It felt more like a mammoth sucking a person using it's trunk. If you need someone to bank on to expand your company "remote viewing technologies", it's me. I rest on my laurels.

Monday, January 16, 2012

A few days ago, i had posted the cover of my new book,a photo of a truck with "Mahalaxmi" written on it's top board. Today, as I turned U-turn from Kodakara Police Station, I noticed the truck that was behind me, coming from the opposite side now that I turned on the other side and the name board of the truck was "MAHALAXMI"!!!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

"Vidrohi"

It's 3.34 in the morning and i just woke up from a funny dream. Initially, i am reading the newspaper report that the "Kailas PC" ad shows a better understanding of Kailas and I am telling my dad how one can work for U.S. army and gain a better understanding of Kailas. Me and my dad are travelling in a bus. Suddenly, everybody inside the bus and people from outside start shouting "Vidrohi" "Vidrohi". I ask my dad the meaning of "Vidrohi" and he says, "it means, a rebel with or without a cause. Like a case of sati or divorce burning could make you take up right's issues. Or maybe you rebelling by acting white-skinned in an indian set-up". Me and my dad climb out of the bus and walk with the people when pakistani soldiers start shooting at us. I don't know what happens to dad, he keeps walking but i suddenly transform myself into a Commando and start dodging Pakistani bullets in Tulshibagwale Colony in Sahakarnagar. I turn the page and i see a notification for Woman Studies in the newspaper and words "nocted" like "the assignments have been 'nocted' ahead" in the notification in the newspaper. It seemed a standard newspaper like "The Hindu". I log into the computer and find myself confronted by a certain Krish Amarnath on linkedin. Strange but not so strange ~ Krish Amarnath

(Vidroh: A flight for rights. In unity is strength.)

I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.

So Dear friends.......join Us for save our Rights in Democracy)

Friday, January 06, 2012

Rebel with a cause

I got a big box of snickers yesterday. I am going to distribute it to all the boys in my village tortured by unnecessary police cases, telling them, hey boys, I got the cut-off dicks of the police together with their underwear, giving them two options. Either they can eat it immediately for instant gratification or, another very good option, is to, leave it hanging in the bedroom wall from where it can be seen from the hall with a strong nail pinning it to the wall. Let it melt and get all gooey on the inside, so that the next time the are arrested and put behind bars without a drop of water. They can ask the policemen to fore themselves with the chocolate hanging on their respective bedroom walls.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Chaudhvin ka Chand

The moon could have been just another planet like earth, but it got affected with cerebral palsy. Then at the age of 11, it was sent to Barcelona  to train. It played there ever since and now it is called one Mess"y"i Rock.
One does know that the experts in quantum mechanics are bus drivers of transport buses. Cause they notice every vehicle passing by. The truth is, if you are driving a BMW on German roads and if you are doing so on Mysore road, it's a different experience. Especially on indian national highways with so many different number-plates to notice and play around with, so many different name boards on trucks, buses and other vehicles to play around with. Admit it, we, the transformers, are fast and furious in information processing. ~ Transformers to NASA

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Twice teleportation in school

I got teleported twice in school. One from my bed to Bobde's bed directly one floor above, from Dhaulagiri to Gaurishanker, and I beat the shit out of him thinking it was my own bed. But when I looked out the window pane I realised two things. One, that I am one floor above and two, that Bobde won't wake up if he got punched in his undies when he was sleeping.

And second occasion was when I found myself in Avdhut Kapre's bed and beat the shit out of him.

Friday, May 20, 2011

From the earlier definition: There is no foreign self at all or all foreign selves are connected with the personal self or there is an intention to connect with them is invisibility
The recognition of a presence or the acknowledgement of a presence by a foreign self to which the personal self is not connected or has no intention to connect to is visibility

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Definition of a body in a matrix: A matrixed condition of the body is a condition when the body is in an airframe and none of the physical elements like blood skin exist but the body still exists and the person is still alive

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Ghalib. Bhovtalchya Andharaala vanva nahi lagla tari chalel, pan majhyavar padat chal-lelya aatmahatyanchya ghati paar karat jagaychuy mala tujhyasarkhach

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

A friend asks: "A beautiful mind, matrix , inception, let's see what else can you add to the story you scripted on Joshua's page..Bruce Almighty and Hedgehog Day?:-)"


To which I reply: "I haven't seen Inception though have seen the other two. Well, as a test pilot, I have experienced the matrix which is an option for death so I know it is for real. As for the rest, even King Ashoka or Shivaji didn't know that we would fly planes one day. As for my beautiful mind, I had to bear the consequences of a skewed statistic which says if the mother's got schizophrenia one has to believe that the actions of the son are schizophrenic. CIA, i don't work that was a bluff. But yes a lot of other interdisciplinary agencies including the Johnson and Lewis Research Center I work for. My work is coded, well-disguised, so no one knows in my family that i work for these agencies. They just feel that i am just another schizophrenic. But hey no regrets. If the guys who made me what I am today can make me boast that I am the biggest thing since Carl Sagan, I don't mind being schizophrenic at all. I feel sorry I couldn't speak to Carl Sagan before he died."
Gods clap as they do cause they are seated in the Oprah Winfrey Show of the Matrix of the future, past and the present.

A: Peaceful, Easy Feeling / The Eagles
B: The Oprah Winfrey Show
C: For the Umpteenth time
Latest from an interdisciplinary project I am working on with the U.S. Govt. The Lewis Research Center says a matrix like the one in The Matrix is a boon in disguise as it gives us a better option in death. Better death than dishonor.


A: Lewis Research Center
B: The Matrix
C: Boon Island / Kenneth Roberts
D: Better death than dishonour

Monday, March 07, 2011

Aye and Bee….. An experiment in conditioning

The basic rule to the following conversations is that you have to google search the short phrase or the song name or the book title that comes as a dialogue to find meaning in it or you need to try and decode the message in any other way that suits you.

 All I can say to my American counterpart is that the signals well received. The more things change the more things remain the same while going around circles made in America

Monday, February 28, 2011

If wishes were horses beggars would ride

One can't discount the wind and it's powers to transform. I am not talking bout climate. I'm talking bout wind controlling human actions. Just imagine where you would be if air is God. What is felt, is obvious, what is not so felt, much more obvious, what if something is felt and not felt at the same time. Take me to a temple and let me pray. For there is God. And I have seen him. My problem is his serendipity which makes me schizophrenic. For others, it's lack of him being around. What would happen if all of a sudden we all started suffocating because there is no air. One day there will be no such situation as suffocation due to animorphing. What would happen if our minds took us to places like temples and graveyards without us consciously asking to be taken there. That's air. Animorphing is air. Teleportation is air. Research on air and it's matrix. Research on body and it's matrix. Why did Carl Sagan write Contact. So that we keep referring back to our temples of mind for there lies the secret of all universes. And mind will continue to exist as will body in a matrix. Body matrixes are the thing of the future. Man would be able to exist at several places, in several periods of time, in several bodies at the same time. Why? To make this world more perfect. How? Through birth, however he won't be told who he was in his previous birth.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Just like the old times

It's just like the old times. The only anomaly does not exist anymore. A cut and opened pouch of shampoo simply disappears from my bathroom teleporting itself to God knows where. Parting with shampoo is such sweet sorrow. :) Happy? While my guitar gently weeps. (Reference: My mom came in my dreams tonight. She asked me to take a wash early in the morning for there was to be a Pooja for mom. I miss my mom.) Wonder ~ Natalie Merchant

Saturday, February 26, 2011

I miss my mom. The most beautiful person in my life. Someday, i'll miss my dad too, the most sensible person in my life.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

I got paid in 2005 and 2006. I don't need any payments in cash from you. I get gifts in experiences and knowledge and I can proudly say "I got paid already before any of you even knew me"

Monday, February 14, 2011

Atmosphere says: Don't throw caution to the wind. You could be gone in sixty seconds.

Pan in the ass

Rank and file: Galileo Galilei
Jaws of the Shark named Gopal: Flash in the Pan

.....what would it be called if everybody's permanent account number of karma is a sonic
6:38 AM Permanent Account Number
  PANASONIC
  you there?
6:41 AM another trivia
  what would i be if i were working on the PAN application using a game based on flash called hangaroo
6:42 AM I would be a Flash in the Pan
Couplehood is an ill wind that blows no good(in my department)
Cause of Death, turns back Time.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Captains and Kings stir up a Hornet's Nest, while stars shine down. What do you wanna be?
Ships that pass in the night keep on loving each other

Saturday, February 05, 2011

The genius of Stuxnet appears to have been that not only did it infect the protected computer system at Natanz, where uranium is enriched, but it also told the Iranian technicians monitoring the plant that all was well. When in tense situations, use the Stuxnet on games people play.

Friday, February 04, 2011

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched. Boil them and take them with a grain of salt.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Fine Heart Attack

When one fine morning your elder brother's chest starts paining and he starts beating his chest around eight to ten times and then few minutes later your chest starts paining. What does it look like. Body profiling. Naah. Just one too many boiled potatoes for breakfast.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Harmony

An American is a Skywalker from a Kerala without airports. A Keralite was brought up in a Tamil Nadu by goons travelling in trails of cars. A Tamil Tiger is actually a Shiv Sainik in Shiv Sena in Mumbai Maharashtra. A Maharashtrian is a Sanglikar from China. Any disputes. Ask the Jews from Pune

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Nasa...Kennedy Space Center. ... I found Orion... now where is the galaxy

Space is a radio station. And all the stars are transmitting. Cerebrum
and Cerebellum. One of which is a receiver. All the inventions till
today are aliens. Tea leaves are aliens. So, during the Boston Tea
Party, you guys did sink a few aliens. Medicines we take are aliens.
Buildings we build is alien. Construction industry is the biggest
alien threat the world faces today. Your penis is an alien. Censor
that. Your body co-ordination is alien. I have been sitting in a shop
looking at the passing vehicles on the highway from delhi to
kanyakumari. What I notice is that none of the vehicles that pass me
both ways leave the city limits. They are in perfect co-ordination
with each other. They just turn and make their way back in a strict
order from the outerlimit of my city. Number-plates on vehicles are
aliens. Alphabets, one of the most successful aliens of our times. I
have been a witness to alien activity half my life. There are slumdog
ghettos which are aliens.
There are highrises which are aliens. Rebels are aliens, strong
aliens. This planet had the time of it's
life when it was all green. And then don't forget the Andromeda
strain. Proverbs are aliens. Friends are aliens. H1N1 flu in india is
a reply to the bombing of hiroshima nagasaki which is also the work of
aliens if one studies semiotics. Iris is an alien. Continuous
probability distribution is alien. Young americans are alien. Ally
Mcbeal is an alien
~ Captain James Kirk...asleep at the switch.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Reincarnation is setting an example with an ideal or taking cognizance of the fact that an ideal existed. reincarnation of a rapist is pure rubbish

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

How do i change the world for the better

Wishing in a wishing well
The ones who track you are not your teachers. They are just there because you are their new test-track! The fact that you learn is because you were always meant to be smarter than the trackers! ~ A tip from an old spy.