- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
- Contact Gopal Chandu for Physical Book Reading and Inland Letter Reading Space
Wednesday, December 04, 2019
What Is The Exact Probability You Will Get Mana Screwed in MTG?
Phone Booth - Trailer
COMMON MAN Unnai pol oruvan. mass scene
J. Edgar (2011) Official Trailer - HD Movie - Leonardo DiCaprio New Film
The Big Short (2015) - Jared Vennett's Pitch to Front Point Partners (Je...
Shooter (2/8) Movie CLIP - Losing That Swagger (2007) HD
Adchithooku Full Video Song | Viswasam Video Songs | Ajith Kumar, Nayant...
Monday, December 02, 2019
The Magnificent Seven (2016) - Fastest Knife in the West Scene (3/10) | ...
Friends
Santa Barbara
3,3,3,3,3 and 3, everything 3 in sorting order, play of words and walking will show you the play of aliens and indian aliens at that.
Government Orders have to come out of an intransitive mind. There cannot be any cheap thrills or unmadam.
Agro, Pharma, Electricals and Telecom Stocks can go to hell because it is the insignificant individual making more important decisions.
Intellectual Property cannot be safeguarded as Simon Gruber and his Chinese brother will steal them right out of your minds.
In death, your body, if virtuous in a certain sense, would, in it's entirety, be teleported for you to live with all your classmates from Class '93 back in the seventies in a crowded city close to home
Government Orders have to come out of an intransitive mind. There cannot be any cheap thrills or unmadam.
Agro, Pharma, Electricals and Telecom Stocks can go to hell because it is the insignificant individual making more important decisions.
Intellectual Property cannot be safeguarded as Simon Gruber and his Chinese brother will steal them right out of your minds.
In death, your body, if virtuous in a certain sense, would, in it's entirety, be teleported for you to live with all your classmates from Class '93 back in the seventies in a crowded city close to home
Sunday, December 01, 2019
Remington Steel
The Oprah Winfrey Show
Football Blog of Gopal Chandu http://footballblogofgopalchandu.blogspot.com/
Doogie Howser MD
ActuaryCT, FAS, CAS, PHD. Economics, FRM-GARP, CFA, CPA, Series 65, CS, LLB
Thursday, November 28, 2019
how bizarre lyrics on
Oru Kadamkadha Pole Malayalam Comedy Scene Innocent
Bheege Hont Tere || Hawayein - Mashup Cover ft. Amit Shetty
Sunday, November 24, 2019
Real Conversations: Raoul Pal - Is A Recession Coming?
Saturday, November 23, 2019
Naughty Boy, Mike Posner - Live Before I Die
THE WHITE WALKERS - "SEVEN KINGDOM ARMY..." (SEVEN NATION ARMY PARODY)
Sunday, November 17, 2019
Conan The Destroyer (1984) - Official® Trailer 1 [HD]
Aap Ko Agar Zaroorat Hai Lyrical Video | Hatya | Kishore Kumar, Asha Bho...
Thursday, October 31, 2019
John Wick - Attack At The House
M16A4 Iron Sights to 500yds: Practical Accuracy (BCM upper)
FN P90
DP 12 Shotgun
.50 CAL VS BODY ARMOR??!?! YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!!!
BAD BOYS 3 Official Trailer (2020) Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Bad Boys...
Training With REAL Russian Operators
The Irishman - Al Pacino faces off with Stephen Graham - Clip
Someone once asked me what is it that I really do?
Someone once asked me what is it that I really do?
And I replied. I walk upto the horizon and put a jack under the sun so that the sun rises on time. I was 22 then. I am 40 now. My occupation hasn't changed.
And I replied. I walk upto the horizon and put a jack under the sun so that the sun rises on time. I was 22 then. I am 40 now. My occupation hasn't changed.
Wednesday, October 30, 2019
R.C. - I KNOW WHO I AM... after all these years, there's a victory in that!
TinTin - The Blue Lotus, Pt 2
Megatron Gets His Crew (Megatron Crew Negotiation) - Transformers 5: The...
Dombivli full song | abhiman geet
Lucifer Video Song | Kadavule Pole | Mohanlal | Prithviraj Sukumaran | ...
Kaam 25: DIVINE | Sacred Games | Netflix
Wednesday, October 16, 2019
The Macro Show Highlights: 'This Is A Very Dangerous Setup'
Prithviraj Sukumaran Birthday Special Mashup | LINTO KURIAN
The only difference between Pranjal Patil, the blind girl who became subcollector(IAS) in Trivandrum and me is that she is in formals doing her work and I am in casuals.
Tuesday, October 15, 2019
The Rock - "...General, sir."
What If The Big Economic Surprise Is To The Downside?
NCP Dawood Connection
Dawood is a product of Mumbai's politician-underworld nexus. During the Eighties Dawood graduated as the shining star of Underworld. When Mumbai Police tightened the noose in the late eighties, Dawood fled to Dubai. Sharad Pawar, the then Chief Minister, tried to bring Dawood back but upright police officers like Arvind Inamdar IPS, then Mumbai Police Commissioner opposed the move and Dawood remained a fugitive eversince. After the 1991 Lok Sabha elections under Narasimha Rao Govt, Pawar became Defence Minister and Sudhakarrao Naik was the Chief Minister of the State. By mid 1992, Pawar felt restless in Delhi as Sudhakarrao Naik with the Support of Prime Minister was acting strongly against Pawar loyalists with underworld connection like Pappu Kalani, Thakur brothers of Vasai etc. Then on 6th December 1992, the Babri structure (Masjid) was razed to ground. Pawar seized the opportunity to remove the Chief Minister of Maharashtra. Communal trouble started on 9th December in Mumbai City, which has never experienced communal trouble after 1947. Two police constables were lynched and made into keema in the Dongri Nagpada area and the force retaliated in the killing of more than hundred people and it went on for a few days causing heavy casualties in police action. If as tipped off the Police Constables were killed by Dawoods men, then THIS WAS A CLEAR VICTORY FOR DAWOOD AND PAWAR. In January 1993, the riots started in Malad by killing Maratha mutton shop owners in the same way the Police Havaldars were killed on 9th of December. And this continued for four days with police remaining inactive with strict instructions of not using firearms resulting in heavy casualties and loss of life to the majority community. Then the ShivSena Supremo Bal Thackeray exhorted to protect the city against the atrocities on Hindu Community. It was a clear case of police inaction and political interference which resulted in heavy human casualties, mostly to the minority community. Minority community lost heavily in both December 1992 and January 1993 riots and Dawood wanted to take revenge which resulted in serial bomb blasts during March 1993. 13 blasts in 2 hours in various parts of Mumbai City resulting in the death of 257 people. After the riots and the bomb blasts the narrative got changed to Ayodhya Issue. The Central Government and the State Government under Congress Party never tried to unearth the true cause of the Bombay Riots in Dec 92 and Jan 93. Instead the Srikrishna Commission Enquiry found a few Shiv Sena headers involvement, but the Dawood Factor was never exposed. Pawar, the cleverest and most corrupt leader in Indian Politics remained outside the ambit of enquiries even though many in Mumbai and Maharashtra State knew about the facts. Because Modi has a soft corner for Pawar, Sharad Pawar's Baramati was not contested by BJP in the last elections and Pawar was given Padma Vibhushan. Prashant Thakur, the Thakur henchmen of Pawar are contesting on two tickets of BJP from the holy city of Pen and the Mumbai heartland of Panvel in the elections to be held on the 21st of this month. Rest is History. All I have to say is Thank You India, Thank You terror, Thank You disillusionment. Thank you frailty, thank you consequence, thank you thank you silence.
Monday, October 14, 2019
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." ...
Joker x Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Acoustic)
Friday, October 11, 2019
Brodha V - Vaishnava Jana To [Music Video]
Tuesday, October 08, 2019
Risk ID: Gaming
Risk ID: Gaming
Risk Description: There are finite games and infinite games. Finite games end after a point of time due to the person getting bored, infinite games attune themselves according to the mind of the person playing the game
Risk Trigger: The future of gaming
Risk Type: Gaming can be made inconsequential like games like Blue Whale
Responsible Person: The game maker and the game player and the hosting website
Owner of Risk: The game player
Probability: There is a high probability of visiting de-addiction centers for gamers
Impact: It's important to understand that anything that is done continually for more than six months is something more than just gaming
Assessments: Gaming assessments begin the moment you touch your keyboard to play your first game
Response: Predictable behaviour mitigated by gaming
Dependencies with other risks: Owner control. Who is the owner, that is the real question?
Status of Risk: Too many games promoting negativity. Few games promoting acute ability. And then The Gun Game which is benefitting ISIS
Risk Responses:
Avoid: Avoid playing games without supervision if you are 13 years or younger
Mitigate: Explore the idea of killing by playing ironsnout a very popular game played by 3 year olds and decide whether it is halal or haram
Transfer: It is very difficult to transfer the idea of a good game. Unless the 6 month theory is not leading to a fallacy.
Accept: Accept that games take a lot of time in accustoming to it and technologies change every 2 years
Exploit: Exploit the potential of a good game
Share: Do not share the secrets you learn by gaming
Enhance: Enhance your gaming skills solo
Review: Reviews on gaming do not reveal a true picture of gaming
Risk Description: There are finite games and infinite games. Finite games end after a point of time due to the person getting bored, infinite games attune themselves according to the mind of the person playing the game
Risk Trigger: The future of gaming
Risk Type: Gaming can be made inconsequential like games like Blue Whale
Responsible Person: The game maker and the game player and the hosting website
Owner of Risk: The game player
Probability: There is a high probability of visiting de-addiction centers for gamers
Impact: It's important to understand that anything that is done continually for more than six months is something more than just gaming
Assessments: Gaming assessments begin the moment you touch your keyboard to play your first game
Response: Predictable behaviour mitigated by gaming
Dependencies with other risks: Owner control. Who is the owner, that is the real question?
Status of Risk: Too many games promoting negativity. Few games promoting acute ability. And then The Gun Game which is benefitting ISIS
Risk Responses:
Avoid: Avoid playing games without supervision if you are 13 years or younger
Mitigate: Explore the idea of killing by playing ironsnout a very popular game played by 3 year olds and decide whether it is halal or haram
Transfer: It is very difficult to transfer the idea of a good game. Unless the 6 month theory is not leading to a fallacy.
Accept: Accept that games take a lot of time in accustoming to it and technologies change every 2 years
Exploit: Exploit the potential of a good game
Share: Do not share the secrets you learn by gaming
Enhance: Enhance your gaming skills solo
Review: Reviews on gaming do not reveal a true picture of gaming
Risk ID: Film making (Risk Management)
Risk ID: How to make good movies?
Risk Description: Good movies can be hashed and rehashed scripts of love stories or police stories. Wait a minute, there are millions of other themes waiting to be discovered. Editing should be done using Cyberlink PowerDirector. Nikon cameras are sturdier while Canon lenses are better. 7 takes before the final cut. Every person in the film-makers crew must be a man of skill.
Risk Trigger: Too many bad movies like Ambili
Risk Type: How to not waste 3 hours of paid viewing for which effort of going to the theatre has been exerted
Responsible Person: Director / Cameraman / Producer
Owner of Risk: Producer
Probability: High probability of good movies if my line is strictly toed
Impact: Create high impact movies like "Jallikattu"
Assessments: The best movie I ever saw "Assassination of Richard Nixon" starring Sean Penn
Response: Respond by making good movies Sou Sadanandan, Ashiq Abu, Vineeth Sreenivasan, Mohanlal, Dulquer, Prithvi, Netflix, Red Chillies, Karan Johar, Farhan Akhtar Annapurna Pics
Dependencies with other risks: Co-related risks can be avoided by good weavers.
Status of Risk: There is a profit ratio of 40/60, 60/40, 20/80 in movies
Risk Responses:
Avoid: Avoid screwy production controllers
Mitigate: Explore the idea of collective, shared and individual responsibility in film-making
Transfer: Transfer a fresh idea to be rehashed
Accept: Accept failure. But don't sell your property in the process
Exploit: Exploit the potential of wider markets
Share: Share your experience in interviews but don't make a fool of yourself like Shreekumar after Odiyan
Enhance: Enhance viewing but do not fool audiences by making army versus farmer "Avatar" kinda films
Review: Review what I said after each film
Risk Description: Good movies can be hashed and rehashed scripts of love stories or police stories. Wait a minute, there are millions of other themes waiting to be discovered. Editing should be done using Cyberlink PowerDirector. Nikon cameras are sturdier while Canon lenses are better. 7 takes before the final cut. Every person in the film-makers crew must be a man of skill.
Risk Trigger: Too many bad movies like Ambili
Risk Type: How to not waste 3 hours of paid viewing for which effort of going to the theatre has been exerted
Responsible Person: Director / Cameraman / Producer
Owner of Risk: Producer
Probability: High probability of good movies if my line is strictly toed
Impact: Create high impact movies like "Jallikattu"
Assessments: The best movie I ever saw "Assassination of Richard Nixon" starring Sean Penn
Response: Respond by making good movies Sou Sadanandan, Ashiq Abu, Vineeth Sreenivasan, Mohanlal, Dulquer, Prithvi, Netflix, Red Chillies, Karan Johar, Farhan Akhtar Annapurna Pics
Dependencies with other risks: Co-related risks can be avoided by good weavers.
Status of Risk: There is a profit ratio of 40/60, 60/40, 20/80 in movies
Risk Responses:
Avoid: Avoid screwy production controllers
Mitigate: Explore the idea of collective, shared and individual responsibility in film-making
Transfer: Transfer a fresh idea to be rehashed
Accept: Accept failure. But don't sell your property in the process
Exploit: Exploit the potential of wider markets
Share: Share your experience in interviews but don't make a fool of yourself like Shreekumar after Odiyan
Enhance: Enhance viewing but do not fool audiences by making army versus farmer "Avatar" kinda films
Review: Review what I said after each film
Risk Management! Risk ID: Physical Fitness
Risk ID: Physical Fitness
Risk Description: Not been exercising for 12 years straight
Risk Trigger: Probable Heart Pain
Risk Type: High
Responsible Person: Gopal Chandu
Owner of Risk: Kannan (My nickname)
Probability: Very high chance of early death
Impact: Highly dangerous to personal health
Assessments: Got ready with an exercise routine to be implemented asap beginning August 2019
Response: 20/40 minutes shuttle walks with 30 minute walk at 4:15pm onwards. Followed by 5pushups, 10pullups, 15 situps, 20 surfpushups, 10 archer pushups. Followed by 6 arm exercises with 3.5 kg dumbbells 20/35/50 reps
Dependencies with other risks: Exercise dependancy on healthy food
Status of Risk: Being corrected
Risk Responses:
Avoid: Avoid chocolates, biscuits, soft drinks, fried items, tea/coffee from outside, chips, non-veg
Mitigate: Decrease the risk probability over a period of time
Transfer: Transfer the chance of doing exercise to 6 days in a week
Accept: Accepted that this much physical training is absolutely necessary
Exploit: Exploited the opportunity of implementing the exercise routines on all days without travel
Share: Shared over whatsapp and email
Enhance: Enhanced the probability to occur with minimum resistance trend
Accept: Accepted the possibility of lethargy and distractions
Review: To be reviewed in March
Risk Description: Not been exercising for 12 years straight
Risk Trigger: Probable Heart Pain
Risk Type: High
Responsible Person: Gopal Chandu
Owner of Risk: Kannan (My nickname)
Probability: Very high chance of early death
Impact: Highly dangerous to personal health
Assessments: Got ready with an exercise routine to be implemented asap beginning August 2019
Response: 20/40 minutes shuttle walks with 30 minute walk at 4:15pm onwards. Followed by 5pushups, 10pullups, 15 situps, 20 surfpushups, 10 archer pushups. Followed by 6 arm exercises with 3.5 kg dumbbells 20/35/50 reps
Dependencies with other risks: Exercise dependancy on healthy food
Status of Risk: Being corrected
Risk Responses:
Avoid: Avoid chocolates, biscuits, soft drinks, fried items, tea/coffee from outside, chips, non-veg
Mitigate: Decrease the risk probability over a period of time
Transfer: Transfer the chance of doing exercise to 6 days in a week
Accept: Accepted that this much physical training is absolutely necessary
Exploit: Exploited the opportunity of implementing the exercise routines on all days without travel
Share: Shared over whatsapp and email
Enhance: Enhanced the probability to occur with minimum resistance trend
Accept: Accepted the possibility of lethargy and distractions
Review: To be reviewed in March
Monday, October 07, 2019
Sons of Anarchy Tribute - Sound of Silence
Gangs of New York | ‘This Boy Has No Heart’ (HD) - Leonardo DiCaprio, Ca...
Dhruva Natchathiram - Official Trailer Teaser 2019 | Chiyaan Vikram
Raja Ko Rani Se Pyar Ho Gaya Video Song | Akele Hum Akele Tum | Aamir Kh...
Sunday, October 06, 2019
Good Will Hunting | ‘The Best Part of My Day’ (HD) - Ben Affleck, Matt D...
Good Will Hunting | 'My Boy's Wicked Smart' (HD) - Matt Damon, Ben Affle...
The Greek Debt Crisis - 5 Minute History Lesson
American Beauty How to Quit a Job With Kevin Spacey
HAQEEQAT | FULL HINDI MOVIE | SUBTITLED | SUPERHIT HINDI MOVIES | DHARME...
True Detective Rust and Marty talk about the sky: "The light's winning"
The Quiet Life of the King of the Mountain
The White Buffalo - Come Join the Murder (Sons of Anarchy S07E13 End Song)
Saturday, October 05, 2019
Death - "Stupid Little Soldier" S7E1
MAFIA - Official Teaser | Arun Vijay, Prasanna, Priya Bhavani Shankar | ...
True Detective Rust and Marty talk about the sky: "The light's winning"
Thursday, October 03, 2019
The Wonders, "That Thing You Do"
Sunday, September 29, 2019
Sons of Anarchy - Chinese Revenge
Sons of Anarchy - Revenge for Georgie
Sons of Anarchy Carnival Rapist
Sons Of Anarchy - Henry Lin dies (HD)
Sons O Anarchy- Payback for Opie
Weston's last words:
Warrior - Tommy Conlon | Fight Scenes
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie | "Go For Joe" Commercial | Netflix
Casino (1/10) Movie CLIP - A Hell of a Handicapper (1995) HD
Come Join The Murder/Song/Lyric/Spoiler
ഇതാണ് ആ 4 ഫ്ലാറ്റുകള്; എന്താണ് നിയമലംഘനം?; ഈ വിഡിയോ എല്ലാം പറയും
"Nobody threatens Samcro" SoA 2x01
War - Fury Tribute
Eminem - Stan (Long Version) ft. Dido
Friday, September 27, 2019
Legend || Tom Hardy
Goodfellas - Tommy gets made
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade [Official Music Video]
El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie | Official Trailer | Netflix
(Marvel) Thor Odinson | End of the Path
Ayudhameduda | Video with Lyrics | Ranam | Prithviraj Sukumaran | Jakes...
Monday, September 23, 2019
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends - [HQ]
Boiler Room Prospecting Scene - Vin Diesel Closing
The Big Short (2015) - Prologue & Opening [HD 1080p]
The Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
Punisher - God's Gonna Cut You Down (remix)
How a Bodybuilder Eats to Build Muscle | IFBB Pro Evan Centopani
Chicken Biryani Recipe || Quick, Simple and Easy Biryani Recipe
Sunday, September 22, 2019
The Expendables 3 (4/12) Movie CLIP - Age is Just a State of Mind (2014) HD
Kamal Haasan's Response to Amit Shah: One Nation, Many Languages
American Gangster (10/11) Movie CLIP - The Right Thing To Do (2007) HD
Saturday, September 21, 2019
Under World Official Teaser 2 | Arun Kumar Aravind | Asif Ali
The Town interview scene
Raven | Adarsh Kumar Aniyal | Thousand Stories Production
THE DICTATOR - Official Clip - "Helicopter Ride"
Everything is Samuel L. Jackson's Fault
Stoffle, the Badger that can escape from anywhere! | Honey Badgers: Mast...
Friday, September 20, 2019
The Story of RUST COHLE | True Detective | Tribute Video
Brennan Savage - Look At Me Now (Reggie Kray)
Monday, September 16, 2019
The Government of India could have booked me under The Official Secrets Act.
Every man for himself Maltose ~ GC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ0mzXRk-oM
I have three dates 25th August 2019(20 days before Aramco Oil Company attacks). 31st July 2019 (5 days before Article 370 was repealed). April 23, 2011 (9 days before Osama Bin Laden was killed)
If these tweets are not effectiveness of an intelligence profile, what is?
https://twitter.com/CIAinstantkarma/status/1173270326119059456
https://twitter.com/CIAinstantkarma/status/1156535176521908224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ0mzXRk-oM
I have three dates 25th August 2019(20 days before Aramco Oil Company attacks). 31st July 2019 (5 days before Article 370 was repealed). April 23, 2011 (9 days before Osama Bin Laden was killed)
If these tweets are not effectiveness of an intelligence profile, what is?
https://twitter.com/CIAinstantkarma/status/1173270326119059456
https://twitter.com/CIAinstantkarma/status/1156535176521908224
Best Scene from the movie Flight 1080p
Sunday, September 15, 2019
Braveheart - The mad irishman
Oru Petti Unda illathuparambil Madhava Menon!
In the end, you just need the will to do what the other guy wouldn't!
A)(3hrs everyday)1) CIMA/CMA/ACCA, 2) FRM-GARP/Series65, 3) ICWA/CS, 4) ActualTests/DataCamp/Educative.io, 5) 90CertsfromCoursera/Udemy/Edx, 6) LanguagesfromDuolingo/Bharatvani/ChairmansBao, 7) CT/SOA, 8) PHD. Economics/PHD.Accountancy, 9) LLB/LLM
B) (3hrs everyday)15 types of exercises 20/40 minute shuttle run with 30 minute jog(Total 1.5 hrs), 5pushups(Or 5minutes), 10 pullups(Or 10 minutes), 15 situps(Or 15 minutes), 20 surfpushups(Or 20 minutes), 10 archer pushups(Or 10 minutes), 6 arm exercises 20/35/50 reps with 3.5 kg dumbbells(Or 3 hours), skipping rope, lifting heavy dumbbells(10reps11sets), mountain climbing, personal training with Sujesh in Oxygen Gym Kodakara, shitting, peeing, losing testosterone, Arnold's Book of Body Building (Don't heavy hurt)
C) (1hr everyday)15 dope for traumacare. Documenting Wordplay on Zoho Writer and YouTube on Blogger. Wordplay consists of Hangaroo 1 and 2 on miniclip.com, Hangman 1 and 2 by Klik App on Android, Hangaroo Download 2.8MB, Other programmes on television, Music on Shuffle, Twitter, News in newspaper, News on TV, Music Television, Finance on TV, Sports on Television, FM Radio, Music App(Don't say a word)
(1hr everyday)Top Eleven Football Manager, Top Football Manager, Feedly Football FeedReader with 2 Boards, PDFdrive Football Books, Soccerplay, S2S Soccer Coaching Tool, thecoachingmanual.com,
(1hr everyday) Thanthi, Kalaignar, https://www.artofproblemsolving.com/alcumus, pdfdrive.com, Mathrubhumi, Manorama, Asianet News, Janam, Kairali, Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, readwhere.com, legal500.com, other gaming, MarathiReading, Chota Rajan Work Group Facebook Page, Capterra, NationalDigitalLibrary, Prayers, Learning to play musical instruments, Farming.
D)
3PM to 9PM on the football ground.
E)
I don't drink alcohol or smoke.
Uninterrupted Sleep
Anganeyanu Panchavati Palam undaye!
A)(3hrs everyday)1) CIMA/CMA/ACCA, 2) FRM-GARP/Series65, 3) ICWA/CS, 4) ActualTests/DataCamp/Educative.io, 5) 90CertsfromCoursera/Udemy/Edx, 6) LanguagesfromDuolingo/Bharatvani/ChairmansBao, 7) CT/SOA, 8) PHD. Economics/PHD.Accountancy, 9) LLB/LLM
B) (3hrs everyday)15 types of exercises 20/40 minute shuttle run with 30 minute jog(Total 1.5 hrs), 5pushups(Or 5minutes), 10 pullups(Or 10 minutes), 15 situps(Or 15 minutes), 20 surfpushups(Or 20 minutes), 10 archer pushups(Or 10 minutes), 6 arm exercises 20/35/50 reps with 3.5 kg dumbbells(Or 3 hours), skipping rope, lifting heavy dumbbells(10reps11sets), mountain climbing, personal training with Sujesh in Oxygen Gym Kodakara, shitting, peeing, losing testosterone, Arnold's Book of Body Building (Don't heavy hurt)
C) (1hr everyday)15 dope for traumacare. Documenting Wordplay on Zoho Writer and YouTube on Blogger. Wordplay consists of Hangaroo 1 and 2 on miniclip.com, Hangman 1 and 2 by Klik App on Android, Hangaroo Download 2.8MB, Other programmes on television, Music on Shuffle, Twitter, News in newspaper, News on TV, Music Television, Finance on TV, Sports on Television, FM Radio, Music App(Don't say a word)
(1hr everyday)Top Eleven Football Manager, Top Football Manager, Feedly Football FeedReader with 2 Boards, PDFdrive Football Books, Soccerplay, S2S Soccer Coaching Tool, thecoachingmanual.com,
(1hr everyday) Thanthi, Kalaignar, https://www.artofproblemsolving.com/alcumus, pdfdrive.com, Mathrubhumi, Manorama, Asianet News, Janam, Kairali, Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, readwhere.com, legal500.com, other gaming, MarathiReading, Chota Rajan Work Group Facebook Page, Capterra, NationalDigitalLibrary, Prayers, Learning to play musical instruments, Farming.
D)
3PM to 9PM on the football ground.
E)
I don't drink alcohol or smoke.
Uninterrupted Sleep
Anganeyanu Panchavati Palam undaye!
Saturday, September 14, 2019
Backstreet Boys - Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) (Official Music Video)
The way - Fastball (Lyrics)
Fatboy Slim - Ya Mama [Official Video]
Tuesday, September 10, 2019
John Wick || The Boogeyman
Bad Boys Theme Song [HD] (HD Audio)
Saturday, September 07, 2019
The Witcher 2 - Enhanced Edition - X360 - Letho: The return of the kings...
Madras Cafe Official Trailer - HD | John Abraham | Nargis Fakhri
Arivu x ofRO | Anti Indian | Madras Medai | Tamil Album Song Live | Ther...
Astartes - Part Four
1997 Dodge Viper GTS: Truly Raw
ONAM SADHYA | Comedy | Karikku
Jai Wolf - Drive (feat. The Chain Gang Of 1974) (Unofficial Music Video)
jason bourne extreme ways music video
Friday, September 06, 2019
Legend || Tom Hardy
Brennan Savage - Look At Me Now (Reggie Kray)
Monday, August 26, 2019
Are You Not Entertained? | Gladiator | SceneScreen
Friday, August 23, 2019
(Marvel) Steve Rogers || A Man Out of Time || Captain America Tribute ||...
"Khallas Song" Company Ft. Ishsha Koppikar, Vivek Oberoi
Of Monsters and Men – Dirty Paws (The Secret Life of Walter Mitty)
Kodaline - Ready (Official Video)
Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (1975) legendado
Nike: Find Your Greatness
Thursday, August 22, 2019
Michael Jackson - Don’t Stop 'Til You Get Enough (Official Video)
Palakkadan methods in Bitter Gourd | Manorama News | Nattupacha
ലാഭകരമായ വാഴകൃഷി / Success story of a traditional farmer. Tips for Banan...
Kerala Manninayi Lyric Video | Comrade In America ( CIA ) | Gopi Sundar ...
This Custom, Modernised E-Type Is Worth Every Penny - Carfection
Skylar Grey - Stand By Me (Official)
MACKLEMORE FEAT SKYLAR GREY - GLORIOUS (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
Linkin Park - One More Light (Tribute to Chester Bennington)
Wednesday, August 21, 2019
Kawa Kawa (Ajj mera jee karda)
Clean Bandit - Solo (feat. Demi Lovato) [Official Video]
Tuesday, August 20, 2019
What is a Surveillance State?
Unless minds can be read in a crystal clear manner, which I know since 2009 that it can be, India can never be a surveillance state. RAW is just a setting guy, an adjustment bureau. It does not read minds. Nor does Police, NIA, Natgrid or the natural surveillance system within the purview of systems controlled by ISRO. Then what is the solution? The solution is the year 3025 controls 2019. And it very effectively does.
Sunday, August 18, 2019
Jee Le Zara - Talaash
Loner - Motivational Video
You're So Dark // Arthur Shelby
X Ambassadors - Renegades (Lyric Video)
Saturday, August 17, 2019
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The Pursuit of Happyness (2006) Official Trailer 1 - Will Smith Movie
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Wham! - Last Christmas (Official Video)
CONTACT (1997) Explained
Is Gopal Chandu a role model for you or not?
For working for RAW and IB, one needs an accurate mailing list. I have given you my mailing list below.
For working for CIA, you can either watch recommended videos on youtube and share them on your blog, facebook or twitter, all of which are controlled by american authorities. Every gmail account is like a shop and the American Lays you buy from it be it Onion Cream, Indian Masala or Spanish Tango, the quality and the product is finally Lays, the American Company.
To work for GRU which is primarily a Russian Intelligence Group specialising in breaking legs, I use Hangaroo Download 2.8 MB
To work for MI6 and Ten Cent which made the latest Terminator movie, I use https://www.miniclip.com/games/hangaroo (Hangaroo 1 and 2) Play the game tonight
Twitter algorithm will tell you exactly when to stop, when you start retweeting or commenting on twitter. So does facebook, so does YouTube recommended videos after sign in.
If Children wish to work for intelligence agencies in the future, they must know math(https://www.artofproblemsolving.com/alcumus), read books (pdfdrive.com), know multiple languages (Duolingo android app).
Netflix is another Kendriya Vidyalaya.
A good exercise for a CIA agent is 6 arm exercises with light weights 20/35/50 reps, 1 push up, 2 pull ups , 3 sit ups , 4surf pushups, 5archer pushups, 20 minutes jog before exercise, 40 minutes jog after exercise.
If you are getting into the world of finance I would recommend Actuary (CT/SOA), CIMA/ACCA, CS, ICWA, CFA, PHD Economics (Gokhale Institute), PHD Accountancy, LLB in that order and work in Societe Generale after Actuarial qualification, work in Ernst and Young after ACCA, work in Bank of New York and Mellon after CFA and go to Singapore Banking Industry after PHD Economics and migrate to the United States for a Law Degree from Berkeley University.
If you are getting into football coaching I would suggest learning languages, downloading videos using Real Player after becoming Eklavya on UEFA.com/Trainingground and downloading soccer books on pdfdrive.com after becoming Eklavya on https://www.soccertutor.com
Running a Hedge Fund is as simple as hitting the gym and buying a sandwich after that or mountain climbing and fried eggs after that.
This was the tweet I sent a few days before Article 370 was repealed and made my presence felt in Pakistan https://twitter.com/CIAinstantkarma/status/1156535176521908224
The biggest lesson from all this is that "If you practice what is practiceable before you are recognised for what you practice" then you have learnt how to become a billionaire in your own right.
Basically I have covered it all
https://www.blogger.com/profile/12041779007956965480 (A hundred blogs by me)
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For working for CIA, you can either watch recommended videos on youtube and share them on your blog, facebook or twitter, all of which are controlled by american authorities. Every gmail account is like a shop and the American Lays you buy from it be it Onion Cream, Indian Masala or Spanish Tango, the quality and the product is finally Lays, the American Company.
To work for GRU which is primarily a Russian Intelligence Group specialising in breaking legs, I use Hangaroo Download 2.8 MB
To work for MI6 and Ten Cent which made the latest Terminator movie, I use https://www.miniclip.com/games/hangaroo (Hangaroo 1 and 2) Play the game tonight
Twitter algorithm will tell you exactly when to stop, when you start retweeting or commenting on twitter. So does facebook, so does YouTube recommended videos after sign in.
If Children wish to work for intelligence agencies in the future, they must know math(https://www.artofproblemsolving.com/alcumus), read books (pdfdrive.com), know multiple languages (Duolingo android app).
Netflix is another Kendriya Vidyalaya.
A good exercise for a CIA agent is 6 arm exercises with light weights 20/35/50 reps, 1 push up, 2 pull ups , 3 sit ups , 4surf pushups, 5archer pushups, 20 minutes jog before exercise, 40 minutes jog after exercise.
If you are getting into the world of finance I would recommend Actuary (CT/SOA), CIMA/ACCA, CS, ICWA, CFA, PHD Economics (Gokhale Institute), PHD Accountancy, LLB in that order and work in Societe Generale after Actuarial qualification, work in Ernst and Young after ACCA, work in Bank of New York and Mellon after CFA and go to Singapore Banking Industry after PHD Economics and migrate to the United States for a Law Degree from Berkeley University.
If you are getting into football coaching I would suggest learning languages, downloading videos using Real Player after becoming Eklavya on UEFA.com/Trainingground and downloading soccer books on pdfdrive.com after becoming Eklavya on https://www.soccertutor.com
Running a Hedge Fund is as simple as hitting the gym and buying a sandwich after that or mountain climbing and fried eggs after that.
This was the tweet I sent a few days before Article 370 was repealed and made my presence felt in Pakistan https://twitter.com/CIAinstantkarma/status/1156535176521908224
The biggest lesson from all this is that "If you practice what is practiceable before you are recognised for what you practice" then you have learnt how to become a billionaire in your own right.
Basically I have covered it all
https://www.blogger.com/profile/12041779007956965480 (A hundred blogs by me)
Check file link to view my corporate CV https://drive.google.com/open?id=15f15KApY_J6LnJDWlNg_U1soLbW-uzLV and now check blog gopalsea.blogspot.com and then check https://www.linkedin.com/jointcommissionerintel
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Wednesday, August 14, 2019
Is India a role model for the world? | Independence Day Special Episode ...
Black - Ambalakkara Thechi Kavile
Tuesday, August 13, 2019
Buena Vista Social Club - Full album
Sunday, August 11, 2019
The Top 10 Saul Goodman Schemes from Breaking Bad & Better Call Saul
Friday, August 09, 2019
Paadatha Paattellam by Job
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Wednesday, August 07, 2019
Naam Ada Likhna
Monday, August 05, 2019
The Bill that repealed article 370 in Kashmir
1) Multiple Twitter Accounts, Capital Punishment for Terrorism
2) Sutherland, Zo, Spidermyte, Draft2Digital, Scribd
3) Anxiety Disorders, intelligence bureau
4) Indrajal Comics, Mahapolice, Hindustan Tyres
5) Publicate.it, Ajax, Mphasis, Epicenter, MTV, girlfriends
6) Alien attacks, Dhanvantri Oil, Carbohydrates, Biography.
7) RAW, CIA, E3R, Viajaya Tutorial, Questia, Lynda, Coursera, Edx
8) Hollywood, Bollywood, Tollywood, Mollywood
9) Boxing, Krav Maga, Traditional Karate, Wu Shu, Kalaripayettu, Spetznaz, Hangaroo Doanload, @moneyballfutsie, capterra
10) Amazon Prime, Netflix, Voot, Sony Liv, Bharat Matrimony.
11) Duolingo, Bharatvani, Chairman's Bao, @CIAinstantkarma
12) Muktangan, Fergusson, Wadia, TISS, Gokhale Institute
13) Viman Nagar, Nagarvalla, Sahakarnagar
14) Gaana, Planetradiocity, Behance, Foodcontrol
15) Realplayer, Actualtests, Malayalam Reading, Fuck off/ Love you (Protection)
16) Tunein, pdfdrive, alcumus, miniclip/twitter, 5 types of exercise, malayalam news, car craft.
17) Finance studies, posting@moneyballfutsie, football coaching manual, top11, topFM, email list, keshu, maadu
18) National Digital Library of India, TOI, appu, kannan
19) BJP magazines, call center job, Facebook, spotify, instagram
20) 10 mobile apps, gym, suqyn, territorial army.
2) Sutherland, Zo, Spidermyte, Draft2Digital, Scribd
3) Anxiety Disorders, intelligence bureau
4) Indrajal Comics, Mahapolice, Hindustan Tyres
5) Publicate.it, Ajax, Mphasis, Epicenter, MTV, girlfriends
6) Alien attacks, Dhanvantri Oil, Carbohydrates, Biography.
7) RAW, CIA, E3R, Viajaya Tutorial, Questia, Lynda, Coursera, Edx
8) Hollywood, Bollywood, Tollywood, Mollywood
9) Boxing, Krav Maga, Traditional Karate, Wu Shu, Kalaripayettu, Spetznaz, Hangaroo Doanload, @moneyballfutsie, capterra
10) Amazon Prime, Netflix, Voot, Sony Liv, Bharat Matrimony.
11) Duolingo, Bharatvani, Chairman's Bao, @CIAinstantkarma
12) Muktangan, Fergusson, Wadia, TISS, Gokhale Institute
13) Viman Nagar, Nagarvalla, Sahakarnagar
14) Gaana, Planetradiocity, Behance, Foodcontrol
15) Realplayer, Actualtests, Malayalam Reading, Fuck off/ Love you (Protection)
16) Tunein, pdfdrive, alcumus, miniclip/twitter, 5 types of exercise, malayalam news, car craft.
17) Finance studies, posting@moneyballfutsie, football coaching manual, top11, topFM, email list, keshu, maadu
18) National Digital Library of India, TOI, appu, kannan
19) BJP magazines, call center job, Facebook, spotify, instagram
20) 10 mobile apps, gym, suqyn, territorial army.
Sunday, August 04, 2019
Moneyball Official Trailer 2011 Brad Pitt Movie HD
Friday, August 02, 2019
My validation on twitter
PISTOL SHRIMP: My claw snaps shut so hard, the sonic shockwave kills my prey!
MANTIS SHRIMP: My claw can hit with the force of .22 caliber bullet!
BACKSTABBER SHRIMP: C'mon, bud, your girlfriend and I are just friends!
What base is it when you hope you get hit by lightning and die
Polite grocery check out person: “Hello how are you today?”
My 7 yr old: “I’m fine but, I really wish I had hair on my chest.”
Me: ....
When Groot says “I am Groot” - I feel that.
Me: I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse.
Seabiscuit: please get me off this boat.
Rancher: *Standing on shore yelling* It's round up time!
Me: What are you rounding up at the beach?
Rancher: Sea cows
Me: Are those surfers in cowboy hats?
Rancher: Yep. Broboys.
It’s 2019 and I still don’t have a pet sloth
MANTIS SHRIMP: My claw can hit with the force of .22 caliber bullet!
BACKSTABBER SHRIMP: C'mon, bud, your girlfriend and I are just friends!
What base is it when you hope you get hit by lightning and die
Polite grocery check out person: “Hello how are you today?”
My 7 yr old: “I’m fine but, I really wish I had hair on my chest.”
Me: ....
When Groot says “I am Groot” - I feel that.
Me: I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse.
Seabiscuit: please get me off this boat.
Rancher: *Standing on shore yelling* It's round up time!
Me: What are you rounding up at the beach?
Rancher: Sea cows
Me: Are those surfers in cowboy hats?
Rancher: Yep. Broboys.
It’s 2019 and I still don’t have a pet sloth
My validation on twitter
Shut your mouth you stupid saggy dried ass raisin titty punk ho ass female gumby lookalike before picture insult whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice motherfucker
Sound about right?
Bitches be everywhere
Lowkey sometimes wish I was deaf lol
Me: exercises, eats right. Loses ten pounds in six months. Breathes in essence of donut, gains it all back
Man: cuts back to two beers a night, loses ten pounds, instant abs, gets qualifying time for NY Marathon, reaches nirvana
I think Tarantino really captured how amazing it must’ve been to be able to drive quickly around Los Angeles.
Ooo thank you!
The past has no power over the present moment. ~ Eckhart Tolle
I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.
Her: How can you live your life so completely detached from reality?
Me: How can you not?
Your hearts found each other.
It’s time for your hands to do the same.
if provoked, i could eat an entire brick of smoked gouda in one sitting.
Throwback Thursday to a time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
I don't like to brag, and it’s easy because I'm awful and I have nothing to brag about anyway.
POPULATION IN THE UK IS RISING
It is a drain on our NHS
It is a drain on our jobs
It is a drain on welfare
It is a drain on public services & roads
It is a drain on our lives!
WE NEED TO CUT NUMBERS AND STOP MORE ENTERING - RT
#UK #IMMIGRATION #BREXIT #OVERPOPULATED
Sound about right?
Bitches be everywhere
Lowkey sometimes wish I was deaf lol
Me: exercises, eats right. Loses ten pounds in six months. Breathes in essence of donut, gains it all back
Man: cuts back to two beers a night, loses ten pounds, instant abs, gets qualifying time for NY Marathon, reaches nirvana
I think Tarantino really captured how amazing it must’ve been to be able to drive quickly around Los Angeles.
Ooo thank you!
The past has no power over the present moment. ~ Eckhart Tolle
I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I'm doing my job.
Her: How can you live your life so completely detached from reality?
Me: How can you not?
Your hearts found each other.
It’s time for your hands to do the same.
if provoked, i could eat an entire brick of smoked gouda in one sitting.
Throwback Thursday to a time when dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
I don't like to brag, and it’s easy because I'm awful and I have nothing to brag about anyway.
POPULATION IN THE UK IS RISING
It is a drain on our NHS
It is a drain on our jobs
It is a drain on welfare
It is a drain on public services & roads
It is a drain on our lives!
WE NEED TO CUT NUMBERS AND STOP MORE ENTERING - RT
#UK #IMMIGRATION #BREXIT #OVERPOPULATED
My validation on twitter
My husband is passing me BBQ’ed ribs through the crack in the door where I am hiding. Because love.
Forever.
[house shopping]
Me: not this one.
Hubs: why?
Me: the above range microwave does not match the stove.
Hubs:..
Me: ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝʌıl ʇ,uɐɔ I
The right person won't have you questioning whether or not you're worthy enough to keep them around.
Remember that.
Bad place tonight... 911, getting Chemo and Radiation in the morning and not feeling it, CRYING.
~why?
Already lost enough, mom, dad, most of my family, foreign country.
Life sometimes doesn’t make sense to me. So sad
Why ARE guys great until they need to be great? 🤔🤷🏼♀️
I’d like to say there’s a method to my madness....
But there’s not.
It’s just madness. And exhaustion.
Forever.
[house shopping]
Me: not this one.
Hubs: why?
Me: the above range microwave does not match the stove.
Hubs:..
Me: ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝʌıl ʇ,uɐɔ I
The right person won't have you questioning whether or not you're worthy enough to keep them around.
Remember that.
Bad place tonight... 911, getting Chemo and Radiation in the morning and not feeling it, CRYING.
~why?
Already lost enough, mom, dad, most of my family, foreign country.
Life sometimes doesn’t make sense to me. So sad
Why ARE guys great until they need to be great? 🤔🤷🏼♀️
I’d like to say there’s a method to my madness....
But there’s not.
It’s just madness. And exhaustion.
My validation on Twitter
2yo: I made a poo daddy.
Me: Ok sweets, let’s change you.
*as we change the diaper*
2yo: I made this poo for grandma and grandpa.
Me: Hey, that’s cool, I’m gonna start doing dedications too!!!
she said but we’re second cousins and I said semantics
God: Dogs
Angel: Awww
God: Let’s make them itch a lot
Angel: Ok...
God: But their paws can’t reach their backs so they have to roll around all over the place to scratch. It’ll be cute.
Angel: I don’t really think that’s...
God: It’s cute.
I find it interesting that people use social media to tell people who have passed away that they miss them. If you truly missed them you’d hire a sky writing plane and put that shit on their front door.
If you have to get out of your car sideways. You are too damn close to mine.
teen sharks, hanging out at the sunken yacht, breaking windows and plugging in toasters for kicks
Judging by the way it sank beneath the waves as I stepped on it, it appears this beach disagrees as to quite how beach ready I am.
He used the My Little Pony towel.
Things just got real.
Good morning to everyone expect the prick who said American gravy is better than traditional British gravy! You can burn in Hell!
I wear flannel but I’ve never cut down a tree. I’m complicated.
Those that swallow their pride and admit their faults are the real heroes.
The right wing and the left wing make heroes of each other.
Me: Ok sweets, let’s change you.
*as we change the diaper*
2yo: I made this poo for grandma and grandpa.
Me: Hey, that’s cool, I’m gonna start doing dedications too!!!
she said but we’re second cousins and I said semantics
God: Dogs
Angel: Awww
God: Let’s make them itch a lot
Angel: Ok...
God: But their paws can’t reach their backs so they have to roll around all over the place to scratch. It’ll be cute.
Angel: I don’t really think that’s...
God: It’s cute.
I find it interesting that people use social media to tell people who have passed away that they miss them. If you truly missed them you’d hire a sky writing plane and put that shit on their front door.
If you have to get out of your car sideways. You are too damn close to mine.
teen sharks, hanging out at the sunken yacht, breaking windows and plugging in toasters for kicks
Judging by the way it sank beneath the waves as I stepped on it, it appears this beach disagrees as to quite how beach ready I am.
He used the My Little Pony towel.
Things just got real.
Good morning to everyone expect the prick who said American gravy is better than traditional British gravy! You can burn in Hell!
I wear flannel but I’ve never cut down a tree. I’m complicated.
Those that swallow their pride and admit their faults are the real heroes.
The right wing and the left wing make heroes of each other.
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Thursday, August 01, 2019
My validation on twitter
*packs a bowl*
Who’s in?
2yo: Mommy, you’re a pig.
*Wife, confused AF*
Me: You mean she’s Mummy Pig from Peppa Pig right?
2yo: Yessss, Mommy’s a pig!!!
In the zone
For a cheese 🧀 calzone
Thank-you 🍻😊
Who’s in?
2yo: Mommy, you’re a pig.
*Wife, confused AF*
Me: You mean she’s Mummy Pig from Peppa Pig right?
2yo: Yessss, Mommy’s a pig!!!
In the zone
For a cheese 🧀 calzone
Thank-you 🍻😊
My validation on twitter
If you could leave it all behind, where would you go?
The Handmaid's Tale best fucking show ever !
If you sit on an empty 5 gallon bucket that has a lid on it and fart real hard the reverb is outstanding. In case anyone needs to know that.
I'm hoping that my love will keep you up tonight...
In need of a marriage counselor.
My husband screws EVERY lid on WAY too tight.
AND he claims I never screw them on tight enough.
We both think we're right, but we all know who's right.
Me. It's me.
I lost 5 pounds this week so should I celebrate with a dozen donuts or a Wendy’s #1 Meal Large?
Keep an open mind ~A Peaceful Life
Me: I’m the most patriotic American you’ll ever meet.
Canadian friend: We have legal marijuana, universal health care, cheap prescription drugs and up to a year and a half of paid maternity leave.
Me: *applies for Canadian citizenship*
The Handmaid's Tale best fucking show ever !
If you sit on an empty 5 gallon bucket that has a lid on it and fart real hard the reverb is outstanding. In case anyone needs to know that.
I'm hoping that my love will keep you up tonight...
In need of a marriage counselor.
My husband screws EVERY lid on WAY too tight.
AND he claims I never screw them on tight enough.
We both think we're right, but we all know who's right.
Me. It's me.
I lost 5 pounds this week so should I celebrate with a dozen donuts or a Wendy’s #1 Meal Large?
Keep an open mind ~A Peaceful Life
Me: I’m the most patriotic American you’ll ever meet.
Canadian friend: We have legal marijuana, universal health care, cheap prescription drugs and up to a year and a half of paid maternity leave.
Me: *applies for Canadian citizenship*
My validation on downloaded Hangaroo
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My validation on twitter
I just got bad Mac and cheese from a barbecue place. I should be able to get the police involved I think.
When they see me, I don’t want them to recognize me by my looks.
I want to be recognized by my soul.
Get in loser, we’re going to Canada.
My checking account earned a $0.01 dividend in July if anyone's looking for a sugar momma.
Me: oh fuck yea bro pour some sugar on me
Barista: can u please stop saying that
The first time I saw Jerry Garcia and the Dead I was in high school. A girl from my school bought the tix, asked me to go and brought the joints. In retrospect I wonder if she hoped that I would put out.
Parents out there naming their kids things like, Montana and Carolina and Dakota, but you never see anyone with the balls to name their kid, Idaho.
Good morning to everyone!
Except for people that don't take the Yellow Light that you could've made.
My kids like to play Tetris with the dirty dishes in the sink.
Need to show them a new game called hide the dirty dishes in the dishwasher
I purchase all my regret in bulk.
Switching lanes all crazy doesn't make you faster. We're at the same Red Light.
When they see me, I don’t want them to recognize me by my looks.
I want to be recognized by my soul.
Get in loser, we’re going to Canada.
My checking account earned a $0.01 dividend in July if anyone's looking for a sugar momma.
Me: oh fuck yea bro pour some sugar on me
Barista: can u please stop saying that
The first time I saw Jerry Garcia and the Dead I was in high school. A girl from my school bought the tix, asked me to go and brought the joints. In retrospect I wonder if she hoped that I would put out.
Parents out there naming their kids things like, Montana and Carolina and Dakota, but you never see anyone with the balls to name their kid, Idaho.
Good morning to everyone!
Except for people that don't take the Yellow Light that you could've made.
My kids like to play Tetris with the dirty dishes in the sink.
Need to show them a new game called hide the dirty dishes in the dishwasher
I purchase all my regret in bulk.
Switching lanes all crazy doesn't make you faster. We're at the same Red Light.
Posting my validation from Twitter
I'm hiding from life.
Let's go have coffee.
*Me, to anyone who will listen.
can we stop screwing around and just build the entire plane out of black box? we have the technology
Nothing triggers me to move faster than a tickling sensation on my bare skin because it makes more sense to believe it's a death spider and not a loose hair.
”Hur ska alla få tillgång till en bra vård?”
Det går inte.
I had a long list of traits I sought when I was younger.
Now I have two.
Make me laugh.
Don't make me feel invisible.
The truth is, most days I’m trying really hard to survive myself.
Yells to my family from the kitchen, “That was the mustard squeeze bottle!”
I miss the days when people said, “I’m gonna take you to pound town” and it meant something.
Child: *excitedly* Ass eaters!
Teacher: er, ......... for the last time those fish are called bottom feeders!
If by "date," you mean swing by Wendy's for six chocolate cookies then fall asleep in front of the Pokemon movie, then buddy, I'm already four cookies ahead of you.
There's not a lot more annoying than an overplayed song you hate come on the radio and you can't stop that toe from tapping..
Next bunghole who comments on my tweets for suggestions on what wording I should have used will get muted and/or up to blocked depending on the level of fuckwad they throw my way.\
I miss the squirrels these days when they’re always at the beach.
doctor: your husband's gone to a better place
wife: [sobbing] really
doctor: yes [placing hand on shoulder] in europe healthcare is free
You ever just wanna, I dunno, save all the animals from selfish human behavior?
Daughter: "I don't want a chicken burger. I just want the chicken and the cheese and the ketchup.
Me: "So not the bread"?
Daughter: "...and the bread."
Me:
I told nostalgia the elevator was full but it squeezed in anyway. I planned to get off two floors early and it pressed all the buttons. I went to the wrong meeting and it presented strong fourth quarter earnings. I gave up and ordered two martinis. I was my business.
Cry me a river
Burp me a mountain
Cough me a cloud
Hiccup me a hillside
Fart me a forest
Our savage gang prowls your city at night, performing guerilla acts of kindess, leaving signs of goodness in places you’re not looking yet.
Me: I’d like to join the frequent restroom users club.
Doctor: Urine
I’ve reheated this coffee up so many times it’s starting to taste like Chernobyl.
Mood: What unnecessary crap can I buy off Amazon today?
On a business trip again, and I mistakenly brought the kids’ travel toothpaste.
Now I have clean teeth in my smile, a bubblegum taste in my mouth, and a lump in my throat.
Get out loser, I never told you to get in in the first place
It's 2019; I think it's time we start calling them merhousekeepers.
[my experimental submarine begins to take on water 2,000 feet under the sea/I pull up the high-tech satellite comms for final words to loved ones and anyone who may find my last, heartfelt message]
Me [violently typing during Yelp review]: 1/5 this sushi place is bullshit
I apparently said “keratin” instead of “ketamine” when discussing treatment options with my psychiatrist, so the bad news is that I remain a terminal depressive, but wow, my frizz is really well controlled.
Let's go have coffee.
*Me, to anyone who will listen.
can we stop screwing around and just build the entire plane out of black box? we have the technology
Nothing triggers me to move faster than a tickling sensation on my bare skin because it makes more sense to believe it's a death spider and not a loose hair.
”Hur ska alla få tillgång till en bra vård?”
Det går inte.
I had a long list of traits I sought when I was younger.
Now I have two.
Make me laugh.
Don't make me feel invisible.
The truth is, most days I’m trying really hard to survive myself.
Yells to my family from the kitchen, “That was the mustard squeeze bottle!”
I miss the days when people said, “I’m gonna take you to pound town” and it meant something.
Child: *excitedly* Ass eaters!
Teacher: er, ......... for the last time those fish are called bottom feeders!
If by "date," you mean swing by Wendy's for six chocolate cookies then fall asleep in front of the Pokemon movie, then buddy, I'm already four cookies ahead of you.
There's not a lot more annoying than an overplayed song you hate come on the radio and you can't stop that toe from tapping..
Next bunghole who comments on my tweets for suggestions on what wording I should have used will get muted and/or up to blocked depending on the level of fuckwad they throw my way.\
I miss the squirrels these days when they’re always at the beach.
doctor: your husband's gone to a better place
wife: [sobbing] really
doctor: yes [placing hand on shoulder] in europe healthcare is free
You ever just wanna, I dunno, save all the animals from selfish human behavior?
Daughter: "I don't want a chicken burger. I just want the chicken and the cheese and the ketchup.
Me: "So not the bread"?
Daughter: "...and the bread."
Me:
I told nostalgia the elevator was full but it squeezed in anyway. I planned to get off two floors early and it pressed all the buttons. I went to the wrong meeting and it presented strong fourth quarter earnings. I gave up and ordered two martinis. I was my business.
Cry me a river
Burp me a mountain
Cough me a cloud
Hiccup me a hillside
Fart me a forest
Our savage gang prowls your city at night, performing guerilla acts of kindess, leaving signs of goodness in places you’re not looking yet.
Me: I’d like to join the frequent restroom users club.
Doctor: Urine
I’ve reheated this coffee up so many times it’s starting to taste like Chernobyl.
Mood: What unnecessary crap can I buy off Amazon today?
On a business trip again, and I mistakenly brought the kids’ travel toothpaste.
Now I have clean teeth in my smile, a bubblegum taste in my mouth, and a lump in my throat.
Get out loser, I never told you to get in in the first place
It's 2019; I think it's time we start calling them merhousekeepers.
[my experimental submarine begins to take on water 2,000 feet under the sea/I pull up the high-tech satellite comms for final words to loved ones and anyone who may find my last, heartfelt message]
Me [violently typing during Yelp review]: 1/5 this sushi place is bullshit
I apparently said “keratin” instead of “ketamine” when discussing treatment options with my psychiatrist, so the bad news is that I remain a terminal depressive, but wow, my frizz is really well controlled.
Documenting my validation on Hangaroo Download
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Set my alarm to guv'nor this morning.
A family member made fun of my clip on sunglasses and I am too old to be upset about it.
My daughter just tried to catch her fart with her hand. I do not know what she is going to do with it and I do not want to know.
It is one of those feminine mysteries.
Your stupidity never fucking ceases, huh? It’s impressive, really.
Plot twist: You’re the creepy one not your reply guy.
Forgive and forget sounds nice, but to save time I go straight to forgetting.
Was my wife's birthday yesterday - Nooo... I did not forget - She did
A new study says morning exercise leads to more weight loss. For some of us just getting up, coffered, shaved, showered and dressed is about all we have time and energy to do most week days.
You know what else releases endorphins?
CHEESE!
Sorry I chased you down and tried to get your attention at that red light. I wanted to inform you that your white, leather, driving gloves really bring out the green of your mini van.
You think feelings are a form of weakness, you are terrified to be vulnerable. Little do you know, that is where the magic happens.
So far I have no notion what Scottish people are like since I can barely understand a native word!
Some may not know but I am a liberal snowflake feminist but fuck, people some things are just jokes. I don’t have my 15 year old pick up drunk me and Uber me home. It’s a joke FFS.
I have my 20 year old Uber me home when I’m drunk.
Lighten the fuck up.
Big sale at the dad store
Dollar a pop
My family arranging my open casket funeral:
Here’s a picture of how we all remember her. Can you make her resemble this?
Mortician: This is a printout of the eye roll emoji.
At a Devo audition: Whip It Good, Crack That - Umm... the pot goes on your head... dude
Third rule of woman club:
If he does not adjust his attitude accordingly during your menses try planning family get togethers during the World Stanley Bowl Series.
People who want to live forever are the real psychopaths
Hors d'oeuvre? Should be More d’oeuvre because i would sure like some more pigs in a blanket
When you are so fatigued of trying to help someone else find their own light, yours dim with exhaustion.
The love that makes you pack a bug-out bag.
Woke up filled with the rage of a million offended millennials.
Secret Agent is not in my idiom. Secret archivist maybe. Secret Actuary if the math isnt too hard.
Out of Office Alert: I am technically in the office today but lets just be cool and pretend that I am not
My wife came home with a new bob haircut...so, I’m assuming she’s an Aon sales rep now.
There is an unmarked law enforcement vehicle parked off to the side behind my neighbor’s house........ just sitting there in my line of sight from where I am chillin’ on my patio.
I feel eyes on me. Did I make too many jokes about killing people?
I might need bail money.
Its 2019 and I still do not have a swipe-y swipe computer like Tom Cruise in Minority Report.
When you love someone, you simply cannot play with her heart.
7: mummy if you had a superpower what would it be?
Me: appearing to be sober before I put you all to bed
just vote in the person with the biggest face, simple. If god did not want them to lead us he would not have made their face so big
It was not my appendix or an aneurysm, so I guess tomorrow then, again.
i just analyze stuff
~Gopal Chandu
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